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No you wouldn't.
I fuck more women than you
I will speak nothing but the TRUTH to you people. This is your only warning.
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No you wouldn't.
I fuck more women than you
No you don't.
Well, if masturbating to magazines, movies, and online pictures counts then I guess you do.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Is that supposed to be a grown up Mandy? 
No, it's Eris - Goddess of Chaos.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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shouldn't you be posting pics of the goddess of dougnuts.
I will speak nothing but the TRUTH to you people. This is your only warning.
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No you wouldn't.
I fuck more women than you
Women dont have penises you dumb cunt!
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shouldn't you be posting pics of the goddess of dougnuts.
Why? You looking to whack off to her?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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No you wouldn't.
I fuck more women than you
I'd like to meet the last "woman" you slept with, but I have a feeling that her fleece is lining your denim jacket.
I never thought I'd meet someone more sad and sexually underwhelming than my old hateful nemesis, Joe Mama, but I'd wager that he's disappointed more women than you've managed to strike up conversations with at a cash register regarding how much you owe for your zit cream and Slim Jims.
Now, get on your bike, ride home, and write a thank you note to half of your palm. After all, you can't simply sit back and take the one who loves you for granted.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Yet another sign Pj was bored this morning..........
Aren't you SUPPOSED to praise the thread that an rkmb poster girl is in?
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Yet another sign Pj was bored this morning..........
Aren't you SUPPOSED to praise the thread that an rkmb poster girl is in?
ummm.....until this post.....I haven't posted on this page of this thread retard.
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Yet another sign Pj was bored this morning..........
Aren't you SUPPOSED to praise the thread that an rkmb poster girl is in?
ummm.....until this post.....I haven't posted on this page of this thread retard.
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Yet another sign Pj was bored this morning..........
Aren't you SUPPOSED to praise the thread that an rkmb poster girl is in?
ummm.....until this post.....I haven't posted on this page of this thread retard.
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such a rhetorical post you had to do it twice?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I never thought I'd meet someone more sad and sexually underwhelming than my old hateful nemesis, Joe Mama, but I'd wager that he's disappointed more women than you've managed to strike up conversations with at a cash register regarding how much you owe for your zit cream and Slim Jims.
It's truly a sad day for haters everywhere when Silky Johnson and I find ourselves on the same side of some serious hatin'. Damn you, Boo-Goo, for combining our epic hatin' talents against you. You are the load that should have been swallowed. The number one reason why there should be retroactive abortions. The serial rapist of the magazine rack. If you were any kind of man, you'd rest your head on your momma's lap and blow your brains out so she could re-enact the night that the best part of you dribbled down her leg.
As for you, Silky, I'd thank you for your kind hatin' words, but your presence only reminds me that I'm not nearly done hatin' on you. So why don't gather up your son Boo-Goo and take him home where you can give him some down-home country loving. I'm sure it'll beat another night of molesting that fake fur coat you're always wearing.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Silky and Joe: reluctant tag-team! 
Is there a face turn on the horizon? HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!
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It's truly a sad day for haters everywhere when Silky Johnson and I find ourselves on the same side of some serious hatin'. Damn you, Boo-Goo, for combining our epic hatin' talents against you. You are the load that should have been swallowed. The number one reason why there should be retroactive abortions. The serial rapist of the magazine rack. If you were any kind of man, you'd rest your head on your momma's lap and blow your brains out so she could re-enact the night that the best part of you dribbled down her leg.
As for you, Silky, I'd thank you for your kind hatin' words, but your presence only reminds me that I'm not nearly done hatin' on you. So why don't gather up your son Boo-Goo and take him home where you can give him some down-home country loving. I'm sure it'll beat another night of molesting that fake fur coat you're always wearing.
Oh, Joe Mama! You're as hateful as rain on a little girl's summer birthday party. Which, incidentally, I understand is the same hateful circumstance that made Boo-Goo what he is today... although the fact that he's no doubt standing naked, pubeless, and crying over a wet dress on his bedroom floor is surely coincidental.
Now, if you'll excuse me, Joe Mama, I've got to go find yo' mama. She's growing me some new elbow patches for my luxurious coat on her lower back. I like the way it makes a natural "V" when it reaches her butt cheeks.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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Silky and Joe: reluctant tag-team!
Is there a face turn on the horizon? HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!
The only face turn on the horizon is when I have to turn my face and ask the person next to me, "Who the fuck is crawfordcrow?"
I don't know you well enough to hate you eloquently, crawfordcrow, but at least I can hate you because you're prettier than me. In fact, I'd be careful about showing your Johnny-come-weekly babyface on this thread, since it's only a matter of time before Joe Mama's Penis shows up, looking for some baby nostril.
...Although, upon reviewing your pictures, I imagine Joe Mama's Penis would make about as much impression in that commercial oven vent you call a nose as it has in every vagina that it's managed to encounter. In other words, nevermind... and take your mask off, so I can speak to Carter Hall.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
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after laughing my ass off about this earlier with joe i'd thought i'd share. so after some heavy drinking and a bit of "lets poke fun at..." we moved onto "i betcha won't..". the three of us decided it was time to do tara in. we baited her with some money, a DVD, a pack of smokes and i think i promised to buy her a lap dance come christmas. the war started with us yelling in a charlie manson twisted way "c'mon!! take it off!! we wanna see some gouch!! that'd be sexahhhh!!!" and her demanding to see the money up front..go figure...after a half hour of this we had gotten to the level of surrounding her slurring something like "take the fucking dress off". for all i know it could of been "put the fucking lotion in the basket" but we were successful.  
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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this may be my last post ever since after seeing those pics I am now going blind due to the disintergrating of my retinas......I may have a few minutes of eye sight left......where are those Amber Evans threads!
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I like that, in the first picture, you can see someone trying to run away and escape the horror that is coming. Too bad he probably ran away from Tara and into the waiting maw of Jabba, where he was slowly and painfully devoured.
I can only shudder as I imagine what you do to anyone who passes out.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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WHHHHOHOOOO
I get to move finally! and it'll only cost me $80/month! downside - its with jabba the slut and her dink boyfriend!
ah well, i'll just make the bitch clean my bag!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I got 84%
84% of what I dunno!
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I got 84%
84% of what I dunno!
An 84% chance of getting crabs...
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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And whats with the background on this page?
It made me dance!
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I got 84%
84% of what I dunno!
An 84% chance of getting crabs...
So I was voting for a night of sexual intercourse with you!
Explains it!
Thank god I only got 84% as I heard PJP got 100%.
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So I was voting for a night of sexual intercourse with you!
That can't be right...the 'likeliness of that ever happening' score was -1,000,000,000% or something. The statistics said that it was more likely for you to become king of the universe....or to just get laid without having to pay for it.
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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Well tomorrow I am being crowned.
The day after,being king of the universe,I can have sex with anyone I choose,and they have to pay me!
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Well...then I guess I can share my little buddies with you.
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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Oakley & Snarf are all yours!
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I said my little buddies...not your filthy harem.
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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