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ANIMALMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cue the theme music*

Ok so after getting ready and making an attempt to look cute I open my door and find it thundering/lighetning, and freakin' POURING DOWN rain.....I SO kid you guys not. It was TOTALLY crazy.......

It took me thirty minutes to get from my house to Chili's which only takes ten minutes in normal weather. So I get there (barely avoiding hydroplaning) and the lighetning had struck out the power on the entire block including Chili's......so poor Animals battled severe Dallas rush hour traffic, a kickin' lightening/thundering loud storm, and even sheer exhuastion (he had to move some friends earlier today) to meet with lil ol' me.

So I'm standing out in front waiting for him (in roughly the same outfit I wore in the pictures yesterday) and he drives up in his smooth lil black car. The guy that gets out has curly brown hair, goregeous brown eyes, and looks soooo hot! He even walks freakin' smooth, I swear! So this image of coolness strives on up to meet me at Chili's and RIGHT when he walks up the freakin' electricity turns on(sooo crazy . Anyways, we hug and then ever so casually head on in and in my head im like, "OH MY GOSH ITS FREAKIN ANIMALMAN.......wow...THIS IS SO COOL!"

So we get a booth and start talkin' about school and schtuff and lightening strikes outside again and the lights go dark. So we sit there chatting away while the sun sets, the storms rage outside, about life and the good ol' rkmbs (he's really smart guy in addition to being totally cool and laid back!). I didn't even have to work to carry on a conversation with him.....it was effortless, such a beautiful thing and he has an amazing sense of humor....wow I just don't do this guy justice trying to put what he's like into words....

Sadly about an hour later, they decided to close down Chili's because there was still no electricity so we trotted on over to a cute lil' cafe (in his ever so comfy black car) across the street (boy the guy has taste in food I tell ya .
So we finally got to sit down and eat/chat about life/relationship/highschool/ comics/movies/fun stuff............... (which btw he paid for EVERYTHING.........why does he have to be 20?? Why God, why?!?).

After hanging out for gosh.........what seemed like a brief but kickin' time we got kicked outta the cafe (hah thats for you babe ) and since poor little Animal was battling sheer exhaustion (after all he did move all day, fight traffic/total downpour, and has stayed up late all week with friends) we decided to go our seperate ways. But not before he drove me to my car, walked me to my car, and hugged me goodbye...........*happy sigh*.....It was so nice!

Wow....I just cant put anything else into words. It was soo much fun yet so relaxing, like we had kinda known each other for like ever (we're both pretty laid back people . He was even at the freakin' Star Wars premiere at the SAME Imax in Dallas that I was at.....yet we had no idea each other was there....so random yet soo cool. He even lived down the street from my grandmother's a year ago when I was still there ON THE SAME STREET!

Kinda freaky how much we have in common. All I have to say is that Animal is an amazing, gorgeous, and talented guy who has an awesome future ahead of him in California..........damn it-why do I have to be 26? Se la vive.....


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I can't wait to hear animalmans side of the story.


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Why do I have a feeling that this is gonna turn into that Grease song where the guys are talking about knockin' boots and the girls are all like "He was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SWEET!!!"???


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Because Elisa sugar coats everything.













I'm betting Animalman had something to do with the power going out.


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.....i have a feelin' when i go see winged next month its gonna be nothing like this ;P

yes, tis rrue you'll be 30 something and hitting up the high school parking lot...hell mines almost 25


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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ANIMALMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cue the theme music*

Ok so after getting ready and making an attempt to look cute I open my door and find it thundering/lighetning, and freakin' POURING DOWN rain.....I SO kid you guys not. It was TOTALLY crazy.......

It took me thirty minutes to get from my house to Chili's which only takes ten minutes in normal weather. So I get there (barely avoiding hydroplaning) and the lighetning had struck out the power on the entire block including Chili's......so poor Animals battled severe Dallas rush hour traffic, a kickin' lightening/thundering loud storm, and even sheer exhuastion (he had to move some friends earlier today) to meet with lil ol' me.

So I'm standing out in front waiting for him (in roughly the same outfit I wore in the pictures yesterday) and he drives up in his smooth lil black car. The guy that gets out has curly brown hair, goregeous brown eyes, and looks soooo hot! He even walks freakin' smooth, I swear! So this image of coolness strives on up to meet me at Chili's and RIGHT when he walks up the freakin' electricity turns on(sooo crazy . Anyways, we hug and then ever so casually head on in and in my head im like, "OH MY GOSH ITS FREAKIN ANIMALMAN.......wow...THIS IS SO COOL!"

So we get a booth and start talkin' about school and schtuff and lightening strikes outside again and the lights go dark. So we sit there chatting away while the sun sets, the storms rage outside, about life and the good ol' rkmbs (he's really smart guy in addition to being totally cool and laid back!). I didn't even have to work to carry on a conversation with him.....it was effortless, such a beautiful thing and he has an amazing sense of humor....wow I just don't do this guy justice trying to put what he's like into words....

Sadly about an hour later, they decided to close down Chili's because there was still no electricity so we trotted on over to a cute lil' cafe (in his ever so comfy black car) across the street (boy the guy has taste in food I tell ya .
So we finally got to sit down and eat/chat about life/relationship/highschool/ comics/movies/fun stuff............... (which btw he paid for EVERYTHING.........why does he have to be 20?? Why God, why?!?).

After hanging out for gosh.........what seemed like a brief but kickin' time we got kicked outta the cafe (hah thats for you babe ) and since poor little Animal was battling sheer exhaustion (after all he did move all day, fight traffic/total downpour, and has stayed up late all week with friends) we decided to go our seperate ways. But not before he drove me to my car, walked me to my car where we fucked like damn dirty monkeys, then hugged me goodbye...........*happy sigh*.....It was so nice!

Wow....I just cant put anything else into words. It was soo much fun yet so relaxing, like we had kinda known each other for like ever (we're both pretty laid back people . He was even at the freakin' Star Wars premiere at the SAME Imax in Dallas that I was at.....yet we had no idea each other was there....so random yet soo cool. He even lived down the street from my grandmother's a year ago when I was still there ON THE SAME STREET!

Kinda freaky how much we have in common. All I have to say is that Animal is an amazing, gorgeous, and talented guy who has an awesome future ahead of him in California..........damn it-why do I have to be 26? Se la vive.....



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Se la vive.....




As French goes, you speak good Spanish. It's "C'est la vie". So...you're saving yourself for Glacier, right? He IS the man...the myth...the legend...


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Lol Jm........I didn't know French sadly. The only french word I know is Porquois .....only ever took Latin and Spanish in high school *yawns*....anyways thanks for the correction.

As for Glacy, he "is the man, the myth, the legend." I don't know about saving myself for him though at this point. It'll take a while to figure that part out. As for him being an enigma; he's cute, sweet, nice, caring, and funny....


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I'm talking to animalman on AIM right now. Very interesting.


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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where did that music come from???????????????????? does anyone hear porn music?


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Cobbasaki2 (6:46:42 PM): they've started an "i hate animalman" club
Cobbasaki2 (6:47:30 PM): and mxy will join too because i gave him herpes


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i gave up on making a porno with elisa's head in it.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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But not before he drove me to my car, walked me to my car where we fucked like damn dirty monkeys, then hugged me goodbye...........*happy sigh*.....It was so nice!








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I can't wait to hear animalmans side of the story.



I read on his blog that she violated him with a beer bottle.
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ANIMALMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cue the theme music*

Ok so after getting ready and making an attempt to look cute I open my door and find it thundering/lighetning, and freakin' POURING DOWN rain.....I SO kid you guys not. It was TOTALLY crazy.......

It took me thirty minutes to get from my house to Chili's which only takes ten minutes in normal weather. So I get there (barely avoiding hydroplaning) and the lighetning had struck out the power on the entire block including Chili's......so poor Animals battled severe Dallas rush hour traffic, a kickin' lightening/thundering loud storm, and even sheer exhuastion (he had to move some friends earlier today) to meet with lil ol' me.

So I'm standing out in front waiting for him (in roughly the same outfit I wore in the pictures yesterday) and he drives up in his smooth lil black car. The guy that gets out has curly brown hair, goregeous brown eyes, and looks soooo hot! He even walks freakin' smooth, I swear! So this image of coolness strives on up to meet me at Chili's and RIGHT when he walks up the freakin' electricity turns on(sooo crazy . Anyways, we hug and then ever so casually head on in and in my head im like, "OH MY GOSH ITS FREAKIN ANIMALMAN.......wow...THIS IS SO COOL!"

So we get a booth and start talkin' about school and schtuff and lightening strikes outside again and the lights go dark. So we sit there chatting away while the sun sets, the storms rage outside, about life and the good ol' rkmbs (he's really smart guy in addition to being totally cool and laid back!). I didn't even have to work to carry on a conversation with him.....it was effortless, such a beautiful thing and he has an amazing sense of humor....wow I just don't do this guy justice trying to put what he's like into words....

Sadly about an hour later, they decided to close down Chili's because there was still no electricity so we trotted on over to a cute lil' cafe (in his ever so comfy black car) across the street (boy the guy has taste in food I tell ya .
So we finally got to sit down and eat/chat about life/relationship/highschool/ comics/movies/fun stuff............... (which btw he paid for EVERYTHING.........why does he have to be 20?? Why God, why?!?).

After hanging out for gosh.........what seemed like a brief but kickin' time we got kicked outta the cafe (hah thats for you babe ) and since poor little Animal was battling sheer exhaustion (after all he did move all day, fight traffic/total downpour, and has stayed up late all week with friends) we decided to go our seperate ways. But not before he drove me to my car, walked me to my car, and hugged me goodbye...........*happy sigh*.....It was so nice!

Wow....I just cant put anything else into words. It was soo much fun yet so relaxing, like we had kinda known each other for like ever (we're both pretty laid back people . He was even at the freakin' Star Wars premiere at the SAME Imax in Dallas that I was at.....yet we had no idea each other was there....so random yet soo cool. He even lived down the street from my grandmother's a year ago when I was still there ON THE SAME STREET!

Kinda freaky how much we have in common. All I have to say is that Animal is an amazing, gorgeous, and talented guy who has an awesome future ahead of him in California..........damn it-why do I have to be 26? Se la vive.....




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Anyone else find it distrubing that Elisa is this thrilled to meet... Animalman?


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what? Grant Morrison did it, I don't see why PE can't too.

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dude she left...


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what? Grant Morrison did it, I don't see why PE can't too.




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You do realize he's queer, correct?




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Anyone else find it distrubing that Elisa is this thrilled to meet... Animalman?




"The obsession continues!"

I haven't seen Mr.JLA this jealous since that time Rob mentioned mentioned Disco Steve in his blog.


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It was a pleasant evening. Only things I will add to the account on page one:

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he drives up in his smooth lil black car




An '87 Volvo.

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we trotted on over to a cute lil' cafe




Quiznos.

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Animal was battling sheer exhaustion




I must have put the Rohypnol in my drink by accident.


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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...the puzzle piece represents my plan not working or something, right?

I don't get it.


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What am I supposed to do to see/hear whatever this thing is?


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You do realize he's queer, correct?




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Anyone else find it distrubing that Elisa is this thrilled to meet... Animalman?




"The obsession continues!"

I haven't seen Mr.JLA this jealous since that time Rob mentioned mentioned Disco Steve in his blog.




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