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I just packed a whole case of snickers bars. You'd be surprised what a candy bar will get you.

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enjoy your greek holiday, el presidente.

as most of the good jokes were already made, I'll leave a blank spot here for you to post your own.

*insert pjp gay joke here*

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Stareena is gonna be pissed at me. I haven't even left yet and I got more pages than her.

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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Good luck with the sex change PJP, I hope the guys buy the "going to Greece story".


me too.

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Have a good time, PJP!

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Goodbye, and best wishes of safety in your travels..remember I want that greek mail order bride inspected.....and brought back.

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Stareena is gonna be pissed at me. I haven't even left yet and I got more pages than her.




Leave already! LOL



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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PJP said:
Stareena is gonna be pissed at me. I haven't even left yet and I got more pages than her.




well, you did sleep with more of us than she did.

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Stareena is gonna be pissed at me. I haven't even left yet and I got more pages than her.




well, you did sleep with more of us than she did.




You SLEPT with him??? That must've been fun to wake up next to.

Me, I just booted him out of the car when I was done with him.

(Waitaminnit...)


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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dood, we all know how you got that cushy job in his cabinet.

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dood, we all know how you got that cushy job in his cabinet.




Uh, yeah. Everyone does.

Ouzo and Roofies. And incriminating pictures.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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of him and you in bed together.

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You flatter me, but I'm not that chiselled. It was Rob. Couldn't you tell by the big smile and small cock? You should've recognized that cock instantly, what with all the exposure you've had to it.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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PJP 4 President, bitches!

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Wednesday said:
PJP 4 President, bitches!




YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY CABINET POSITION!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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You flatter me, but I'm not that chiselled. It was Rob. Couldn't you tell by the big smile and small cock? You should've recognized that cock instantly, what with all the exposure you've had to it.





jealous much?

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No.



Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I'm not jealous at all.



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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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they say the first step is denial joe...


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U cant deny the denial ballon knot


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Dammit your right


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Goodbye Girl

All your life you've waited
For love to come and stay
And now that I have found you
I must not slip away
I know its hard believing
The words you heard before
Darling you must trust them please
Trust them just once more

Cause baby goodbye doesn't mean forever
Let me tell you goodbye
Doesn't mean we'll never be together again
If you wake up and I'm not there
I wont be long away oh
And all the things you do my goodbye girl
Will bring me back to you

I know you've been taken
Afraid to hurt again
You find the love you feel for me
Instead of giving in
I cant wait forever oh
Helping you to see
That I was meant for you my love
And you were meant for me

Remember goodbye doesn't mean forever
Let me tell you goodbye
Doesn't mean we'll never be together again
Though we may be so far apart
You still have my heart
So forget your past my goodbye girl
Now your home at last.... at last

Though we maybe so far apart
You still have my heart
So forget your past my goodbye girl
Now your home at last oh
It doesnt mean forever
Goodbye doesnt mean we'll never be together oh

Goodbye doesnt mean forever
We remember goodbye

Goodbye Goodbye girl

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Goodbye, and best wishes of safety in your travels...




I ONCE TRAVELED TO A FARM WIT MY MOM AN D MY DA AND MY DAD AND WE SAW COCKS I LOVE THEM !!

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Thats one vicious sandwich!







Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Hey, you know how it is...you get some bad coldcuts...

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I hope you get torn in half by a subway




Subways go fast VOOOOOOOMMM

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SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock





Well now I know where Oakley goes for vacation


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VVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

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What did you say horse fucker


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VVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

LOOKITME MOMMY IM GOING ON A SUBWAYYYY

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Chris Oakley said:
MMM MMMMMMM MMMMMMmm





I still didn't catch that. You need to take the horse's cock out of your mouth first. I told you that yesterday


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