Camera cuts to the backstage area, where Chesty LeRou is standing beside Chris Oakley; in place of his normal mercenary-style attire, Chris is wearing cargo pants and a T-shirt with the words "YOU MISSED" on the front.
CHESTY: Chris, before we talk about your tag team match with Hombre Lagarto against Los Vatos de Fuego tonight, could you explain the meaning of this T-shirt you're wearing?
CHRIS: It's a little message to everybody who tried to take me out the last few months....No matter how many times guys like Louie Bastardo, Darien Irons, or PenWing try to knock me down, I pop back up again and come out swinging!! (huge pops from the crowd watching the interview on the Cheese-O-Tron.)It's also my way of hammering the final nail in XPW's casket.
CHESTY: You often teamed with Hombre Lagarto during your RDLL days--tell us how it feels to be reuniting with him tonight.
CHRIS: It feels dynamite, Chesty. Half of what I know about this business I learned from him, and the only thing that's going to be better than teaming up with him in the ring once again is--
Chris is abruptly interrupted in midsentence as the reigning RDLL tag team champions, Los Vatos de Fuego, blindside him in a two-on-one assault. Dropping her microphone, Chesty runs for her life as Oakley fights off both Vatos at once; as one of the Vatos tries to hit Oakley with a trash can, Hombre Lagarto rushes in out of nowhere and knocks him flat with a devastating forearm shot while Chris lays the other Vato out with the Red Alert. As the RDLL tag team champions lie unconscious on the arena floor, Chris picks up Chesty's mike and glares down contemptuously at both of them.
CHRIS:Congratulations, boys...you just made it easier for us to become the new RDLL World Tag Team Champions.
LAGARTO:Estas finitas,putas!
INSANE pops from the Cheesedome crowd as Chris and Lagarto walk off camera. Fade to commercial.
