Backstage, The Crotch is interviewing Senor Veneno, the sinister black masked and black cloaked leader of Los Diablos. His cronies El Asesino (a huge man with shoulder length blonde hair and black tatoos) and Rey Locura (a shorter man in a dark blue mask) stand by
The Crotch: Tonight, Senor Veneno, you're facing off against Los Cazadores, who have united with James Fantastic for this one-off match.
Senor Veneno: Senor Veneno does not care for these...little men. El Aguila Joven thinks to restore his father's honour? Little men have no honour. Senor Veneno is the greatest wrestler there has ever been, as proved when he took El Huracan's mask. Los Cazadores may unite with the little Puta James Fantastic, but they will fail. Senor Veneno swears, and when he swears, it is so.
Crotch is more than a little confused by Senor Veneno's archaic way of speaking
The Crotch: Eh...okay. Rey Locura, you're the newest member of Los Diables after The Black Viper was retired by El Aguila Joven. What've you got to say about this feud?
Rey Locura: Non sono chi dico che sono! Sono il superhero di RDCW's!
The Crotch: What the hell did he just say?
El Asesino: Rey Locura speaks Italian when he wishes not to be comprended by little men, Senor Entrepierna. Now go, before I see fit to destroy you
The Crotch squals like a little girl and runs
