Trios Match
Nowhereman and Dark Lords (Grimm and Darth) with Chesty Lerou versus King Snarf, El Superbeasto, and Johnny Evil with Louie Bastardo
"Ecstasy of Gold" played as the Bastardo members hit the ring first. Grace, Ariel, and Louie did a quick "rock, paper, scissors" to determine who would second their team and Louie won. As the girls headed backstage, El Superbeasto took the mic.
ES: I have something to say! First, it is good to be back with my lucha brothers! Second, Chesty Lerou. . .I am big fan of your giant. . .interviews.
*Johnny, Louie, and Snarf laugh at this.
ES: Chesty, after match tonight. . .you have free pass to Bastardo locker room, where El Superbeasto will show you meaning of "true lucha style!"
*The Bastardoes laugh even harder at this.
Monroe: I still don't know what that means!
ES: And then, Chesty, when I am done with you. . .I break you like pinata!
Monroe: That's sick! He's a maniac!
MarcuM: He's a wildman from the jungles of South America! What do you expect?!
The arena lights darkened as "Black Wedding" began to play. Fog filtered out through the entrance as TWO sarcophagi wheeled out onto the stage. The lights started to go up again as Chesty Lerou stepped out between the sarcophagi, wearing a black robe. Chesty began to tease taking off the robe, as the fans went wild. The Imperial March cued up and Chesty pulled off the robe, to reveal a black leather dominatrix outfit!
The fans screamed as the sarcophagi opened and the Dark Lords stepped out, joining Chesty on the rampway!
Monroe: I think the Dark Lords took exception to Superbeasto's comments, Madman!
MarcuM: Chesty, you got some splainin to do!
Monroe: What?!
"Creeping Death cued up as Team Captain Nowhereman joined his allied on the rampway, and the three stormed the ring, and a full on brawl was underway!
Darth went straight for Superbeasto, as the two behemoths battled to the outside of the ring! Grimm and Johnny Evil fought in one corner of the ring as Nowhereman and Snarf renewed their rivalry! Louie Bastardo exhorted his men to work together and fight, as Chesty whipped the fans into a frenzy!
Outside the ring, Superbeasto chokeslammed Darth through a table, and began stalking Chesty. Superbeasto chased her around the ring. The Giant Luchadore almost had her, but was hit by a flying axehandle from behind by Grimm! Grimm attempted to ram the beast's head into the ringpost, but Superbeasto gripped the post and resisted. Darth recovered and went to help but was hit with an Evilsault (Asai Moonsault) as Johnny Evil landed on the Dark Lord!
Nowhereman and Snarf brawled furiously in the ring as both attempted to lockin their submission maneuvers! Snarf went for a Wildsault, but was hit with a Cunt Fu Kick! Nowhereman bounded off the ropes, but Louie Bastardo attempted to trip him. Nowhereman grabbed the manager and pulled him up onto the ring apron! Snarf went for a running elbow, but Nowhereman stepped aside and Snarf crashed into his own manager, knocking Louie to the arena floor! Louie rolled on the floor in pain as Grace returned to ringside to check on him.
Superbeasto attempted to chokeslam both Dark Lords, but was hit by a low blow from behind by Chesty!
Monroe: Apparently Chesty's refused Superbeasto's offer!
MarcuM: She doesn't know what she's missing!
Monroe: I think she does!
The Dark Lords hit Straight to Hell on Superbeasto on the arena floor and dragged Johnny Evil out of the ring for the same!
Monroe: Buhgawb! What a brutal match!
The Dark Lords slid back into the ring as Nowhereman locked the Crippler Cuntface on Snarf directly in the center of the ring!
Monroe: Nowhere for Snarf to go! He's got it locked in!
Snarf finally relented and began to tap out, as the ref signalled for the bell! Nowhereman's music hit as he, the Dark Lords, and Chesty celebrated their victory, while the Bastardoes collected themselves at ringside and made their way backstage.
