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More here, ladies...

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Hello! I am a walking orgasm machine! You thought I use the moniker TK-069 for my health?!

Titanic Kinetic - Orgasmer v0.69.

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who's your version two point O?

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It sounds kinda drastic. I mean, electrodes are implanted under the skin near the spine?

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Fuckin' instant gratification society.

If'n it ain't good enough to work for, you don't need it. Goes for Money, orgasms, or anything else.

And women... if y'all ain't gettin' yours, find a man who'll give it to ya! I'm single! And desperate! I'll eat pussy for hours at this point!

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You're Vietnamese?

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Nope...

I wouldn't even require two dolla to love someone long time at this point.

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You do have a good point, FNB. We are a gluttonous, selfish society always looking for the quickest fix, be it money, power, or sex.

"The best things come to those who wait". That's an idiom we seem to have forgotten. Seriously, who wants to be mechanically pleasured for a majority of their life to get a decent release when you can further explore your body for the most fantastic orgasm you can have? One way, for example, is learning Tantra. Takes years to master, but one can go on for days. DAYS I say! DAYS of blowjobs! DAYS of pussy eating! DAYS of doggy style, piledriver, 69, whatever! I'm just sayin'...

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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
You do have a good point, FNB.

I know.

Unfortunately, the women seem not to know, and aren't taking advantage of said "Good point".

Bitches... and their orgasm machines and their "What I'm looking for in a man is a sense of humor" and their... makeout parties... [biiiig grin]

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For all you know they're faking it.

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I'd fake it too if I was sleeping with Billy Crystal.

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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
"What I'm looking for in a man is a sense of humor"

Oh Ho! Don't get me started, don't get me started!

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I still say the key to the ultimate orgasm is Tantra.


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