Ohhh... I achieved my goal of oblivion, last night. ...Drinking many gallons of water, today.

Thanks everyone for the raised glasses and well-wishes. Now that I can think again (albeit with some difficulty and pain)...


Pro, that long distance situation has got to be hard. You have my sympathies.

TK, I know what you mean - it does seem like this kind of shit happens in July and August a lot.

PCG, yes, it is huge, but is sadly overshadowed by the large item that drapes over it.

Joe, you must report on the success of your concoction. ...If there are any survivors.

Klinton, thanks, and, hey, at least I get a runner-up prize.

Wednesday, you know what? I think it's going in my signature.

Uschi, if I ran to a titty bar every time a gay guy wanted to mate with me... well, I guess I'd get some exercise every once in awhile, at least. But, you can save me a seat, if you like - I'll even put a few bills in front of you, so that you get some special attention.