*The Crotch is standing backstage with Meeko and PenWing. PenWing has the Big Cheese Belt draped over his shoulder, and the plate that says "Sudden Death 6" is covered.*Crotch: I'm standing backstage with Meeko and the RDCW Heavyweight Cheese Champion, PenWing. Tonight, both of you are tagging together against Women's Boobie Belt Champion Sneaky Bunny and Euro-Cunt-Inental Champion Joe Mama. With WarGasms just a few days away, I have to ask the two of you if you've completely lost your minds?
Meeko: Lost our minds?
Crotch: That's right. Have you lost your minds? I mean, let's look at the record here. Meeko, it's been ages since you've been able to defeat Sneaky Bunny in a match. And PenWing, sure, you've got the Big Cheese Belt, but the one superstar you have yet to face in singles competition is Joe Mama. You've both got huge matches at WarGasms, so I gotta question your sanity in stepping into the ring with the Bastardo Bunny and the Family Enforcer just
days before WarGasms?
*Meeko is about to answer, but PenWing puts his hand on her shoulder and she stops. She looks up to see PenWing smiling.*PenWing: You want to talk about
sanity, Crotch? Two weeks ago, I put this title on the line in the first ever
Cell from Hell. I did it against a wrestler who should
not have gotten a title shot. I was
not required in
any way to defend this title until
SummerScam. But, of my own free will, I not only
challenged Oakers to the match,
against The Doctor's wishes, I also beat the living hell out of him. And
why did I do it? Because the fans
demanded it! The fans don't want a champion who competes in
crap matches. The fans want a champion who will put it
all on the line,
all the time! But, you wanna know the biggest reason why I wanted the Cell from Hell? I wanted that match to send a message to
every wreslter in this company,
particularly in the Family Business locker room.
This champ doesn't cower away from a fight. Not from the guys on
top, and not from the guys on the
bottom.
Crotch: Speaking of fights, Meeko how do explain Lor's actions last week? You recruited her as an
ally, and instead she has turned into what can only be described as an
enemy. I've done some research on Lor, and what I came up with tells me that she can only be described as the most dangerous loose cannon in the business. What were you
thinking bringing her here?
*Now, it's Meeko's turn to smile.*Meeko: Crotch, sometimes, when things start to get dull, you have to take a chance, maybe shake things up a little. So, I went out and scouted every promotion looking for someone that could shake things up. I didn't even
know Lor was still wrestling, but when I found out, I
knew I had to bring her
here. I
knew there was a risk. I
knew she wouldn't commit to
any faction or manager. There's a
reason she called the "
Real Harlequin." She's highly unpredictable, and as you saw last week, she knows no mercy. The
fact is, bringing Lor here was
guaranteed to backfire on me and our faction. But the rewards far outway the consequences.
*The Crotch looks puzzled.*Crotch: The rewards? What
possible rewards could come from having Lor running around the Cheesedome?
Meeko: Crotch, did you not
hear what Lor had to say last week? She
wants the Boobie Belt. Now,
I don't have the Boobie Belt.
Terri doesn't have the Boobie Belt.
Nuriko, when she returns
(pops from crowd), will
not be returning with the Boobie Belt. And
why? Because that little Bastardo Bunny
has the Boobie Belt. So, you see, Crotch, while we may have to take some bumps and bruises, we are
not Lor's target. Sneaky Bunny
is.
Crotch: Um...okay then. I only have one more thing to ask. Why is the SD-6 plate covered on the Big Cheese Belt?
PenWing: You'll have to wait till later to find that out.
*Meeko point's to Crotch's hair.*Meeko: Crotch, is that a bald spot I'm seeing?
Crotch:
What?*The Crotch runs his hand over his head and a look of shock comes over his face.*Crotch: We've gotta go to break!
*The Crotch drops the mic and races down the hall with his hands covering his head. Meeko picks up the mic.*Meeko: Before we cut to commercial, we have an announcement. As you know, ever since I recruited the Savitz's, the Sudden Death 6 have actually had eight members. So, tonight, we are officially rectifying this problem. SD-6 is no more. You can now call us, the SDC.
*Meeko rips off the tape that was covering the plate on the belt to reveal-* 
Meeko: The Sudden Death Connection!
PenWing: But don't think for a second that this changes a thing, because...anytime, anwhere,
(the crowd joins in) SUDDEN DEATH RULES!
Marcum: Does this mean they can actually recruit more wrestlers to their group?
Monroe: Buhgawb, I beleive it does, Madman!
Marcum: Someone's got to put a stop to this! And I think I know just the man for the job!
Monroe: Stay tuned, folks! The night has barely begun! We'll be right back!
