Camera cuts back to Mike "the Mouth" Monroe;Monroe is joined at ringside by Chris Oakley,who is wearing camouflage pants and a "Wargasm" T-shirt.
MONROE: Okay,Marcum,I'm joined right now at ringside by former RDCW IC and Hardcore champion and XPW World champion Chris Oakley,who's here to talk about his Elimination Chamber match for Mr.JLA's DCMB World Heavyweight Title at Wargasm. Chris,are you sure you want to take on something as brutal as the elimination chamber match after your grueling tag team bout with Hombre Lagarto at Worlds in Collision?
CHRIS: DAMN sure. I'm doing this for the same reason I battled Darien Irons,faced Joke Mama in the Fenway Park Street Fight,and went toe to toe with PenWing in that Cell from Hell bout--because I want to prove without a doubt in anyone's mind that I am not only still a bona fide main eventer, but also that I'm legitemate championship mater--
Chris' commentary is abruptly interrupted as The Killer,wearing his trademark black mask and carrying a steel chair,suddenly bursts out of the crowd and blindsides Oakley with a shot to the back. As the dazed former XPW World Heavyweight champion tries to stagger to his feet,the Killer grabs him and powerbombs him through the broadcast table. Ian Bond and Los Monstros Azules emerge from the locker room just in time to see the masked thug disappear into the crowd and skulk out of the Cheesedome. As fans watch in shocked silence,promoters,security officials,and EMTs help Chris back to the locker room.
MONROE: Folks,this is an absolutely shocking development...just one week away rom his epic elimination chamber bout for MisterJLA's DCMB title,Chris Oakley has been suddenly,completely,and brutally backjumped by the enigmatically sinister newcomer known only as the Killer. Is the Bond Brigade Brawler being threatened by a new enemy, or has one of Chris' previous adversaries adopted a new disguise to continue their efforts to take him down? Madman Marcum and I will investigate this mystery and bring you any new information we can find as it becomes available.
