MOD Pool Match D #1: Tommy Savitz versus Stupid Doog
The opening match of this week’s Havoc saw SDC take on The Family Business. Both competitors gave 100% in hopes of facing off for the chance to compete for a Heavyweight Cheese Title shot. But it was Stupid Doog’s brutal brawling that gave him the advantage. After giving Tommy Savitz Rabies several times, Stupid Doog locked him in the Doog House to get the submission and move on in the tournament.
Hogs of War versus Dark Lords
This match ended almost as soon as it began as the Dark Lords showed no mercy on the Hogs of War. Grimm and Darth used a double blitzkrieg attack, battering them with fists and then hitting them with double chokeslams. After Darth threw Ghost Hog out of the ring and into the crowd, the Dark Lords sent Pig Iron Straight to Hell.
MOD Pool Match D #2: El Superbeasto versus Senor Perdicion
Sir Ian Bond had a sound strategy: distract the referee while Senor Perdicion and El Daga double-teamed the giant Luchador in hopes of stealing a win and a spot in the MOD tournament. Unfortunately, Los Monstros Azules underestimated their opponent’s strength, stamina, and temper. A miscue opened up the opportunity for El Superbeasto to hit two Giant Chokeslams, roll El Daga out of the ring, and pin Senor Perdicion. After the match ended, the giant Luchador battered his fallen foe until Perdicion’s teammates were able to pull him out of the ring.
Lor vs. Terri Savitz
Terri tried to take control early with a series of highflying aerial moves, but Lor was able to easily match her pace. Terri did manage to almost lock in the Cardiac Arrest, but Lor was able to break the hold and execute Punch & Judy. With Terri out on the mat, Lor locked in Harlequinaid for the win.
MOD Pool Match D #3: Nowhereman vs. Rex
After a failed T-rex on Nowhereman, the cunt fu master was able to take control of the match, eventually locking Rex in the Crippler Cuntface.