I know I'm not racist in the slightest. How can I be when I'm so fucking MIXED?! But these girls, man... they find out I'm part this or that, and their personalities change like THAT. The strangest thing. Especially coming from such a "liberal" state as California. It's usually the Asian ethnicity. But I think that the girls' reactions are mostly familial-based; it's learned from an early age within most Asian families I've observed and known that they would prefer (with great influence and admonishment) the kids to stay within their own ethnicity. Kinda xenophobic and kinda moronic.

Black Girls... they're just fuckin' rude and snobbish to me.

Jewish Girls liked me for a while. Until I cut my locks.

Aussies? Brutal. Germans? Stoic. French? Pretentious. Jamaicans? Too much cheeba. Cookie Cutter American Whitegirls are pretty much the safe bet.


He fixes the cable?