|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 19,633
I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
|
|
I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 19,633 |
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
Quote:
thedoctor said:
Quote:
Chris Oakley said:
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
Quote:
Chris Oakley said: ....you're not the only one naive enough to believe I can just "forgive and forget" where my enemies are concerned. Check out this stunning exercise in cluelessness that an anonymous poster left at my Livejournal blog last spring:
Quote:
Think ahead ten years. Do you really want to look back at a decade wasted on feuding with people you've never met and only matter in your life because you've allowed them to aggravate you over a lame joke? Believe it or not, none of this matters. If you weren't spending time on this 'feud', what could you be doing in your life? And please don't tell me that you need to 'win' this battle before anything else can happen. It's not true. You're better than this, or at least you can be.
By the time was posted, my feud with Nick Locking had been going on for close to three years already. Yet the author of the above passage actually thought I could afford to just shrug off his blatant lies about me like they were no big deal.
I agree with whomever posted that. And the fact that you've been feuding with Nick Locking for over three years is pathetic. You are a pathetic person, Chris. And every post you've made over the last few days prove that.
Easy for you to say, JM. It ain't you on the receiving end of Locking's campaign to destroy me; in case you need proof that he's out to get me, check out this comment he posted on a Vhive thread about last week's cyber-suicide in Britain:
http://thevhive.com/forum/messages.php?webtag=THEV&msg=2351.22
You see? Absolute brilliance. This is an alt willing to be a fucknut all over the internet in order to perpetuate the joke. This is truly and artist willing to live his art.
Performance art, nothing, Doc...I've got a genuine crisis on my hands.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
Quote:
Beardguy57 said:

That is all I can say!!
And you, Beardguy, can go straight to hell for that one. Bitch. 
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
|
|
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009 |
Quote:
Chris Oakley said: Performance art, nothing, Doc...I've got a genuine crisis on my hands.
Because you're a genuine douche-nozzle. Turn off your computer, Chris. It only gets you into trouble...
...maybe you should add your computer to your enemies list.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
|
|
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009 |
Quote:
Chris Oakley said:
Quote:
Beardguy57 said:

That is all I can say!!
And you, Beardguy, can go straight to hell for that one. Bitch.
Don't call Beardguy a bitch, bitch, just because he thinks your meltdown is funny. As a matter of fact, go make Jerry a sandwich, NOW!!! PB&J...and you cut those crusts like Jerry likes it...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
Don't call Beardguy a bitch, bitch, just because he thinks your meltdown is funny.
Why not? He deserves it.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 64
25+ posts
|
|
25+ posts
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 64 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
|
|
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009 |
Quote:
Chris Oakley said:
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
Don't call Beardguy a bitch, bitch, just because he thinks your meltdown is funny.
Why not? He deserves it.
Jerry has never said a mean thing about you. He voiced his opinion, and his opinion is that your meltdown is funny. He has a right, as an American, to have and voice his opinion whether you like it or not. Just another case of you trying to suppress what you don't like. You racist, sexist, HOMOPHOBIC douche-nozzle. Now get the big, hairy, bearded fag a sandwich and make it snappy!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 24,593 Likes: 1
Timelord. Drunkard. 15000+ posts
|
|
Timelord. Drunkard. 15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 24,593 Likes: 1 |
 Greatest. Alt. Ever.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308
Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
|
|
Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 46,308 |
Quote:
Chris Oakley said:
Quote:
Beardguy57 said:

That is all I can say!!
And you, Beardguy, can go straight to hell for that one. Bitch.
If this is the start of an oakley VS beardguy feud, this could be the beginning of the greatest era of the RKMBs ever.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
Quote:
Chris Oakley said:
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
Don't call Beardguy a bitch, bitch, just because he thinks your meltdown is funny.
Why not? He deserves it.
Jerry has never said a mean thing about you.
Till now, that is.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 12,353
Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
|
|
Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 12,353 |
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
Quote:
Chris Oakley said:
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
Don't call Beardguy a bitch, bitch, just because he thinks your meltdown is funny.
Why not? He deserves it.
Jerry has never said a mean thing about you. He voiced his opinion, and his opinion is that your meltdown is funny. He has a right, as an American, to have and voice his opinion whether you like it or not. Just another case of you trying to suppress what you don't like. You racist, sexist, HOMOPHOBIC douche-nozzle. Now get the big, hairy, bearded fag a sandwich and make it snappy!
Since Beardguy is Jewish, I think you can add anti-Semitic to that list as well. Now make Beardguy AND HIS CATS some GOT-DAMN sammitches!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
How is hating someone who sides with my enemies anti-Semitic? Or sexist? Or homophobic?
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 12,353
Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
|
|
Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 12,353 |
Quote:
Chris Oakley said: How is hating someone who sides with my enemies anti-Semitic? Or sexist? Or homophobic?
Beardguy is a Hebrew homosexual. Hating a Hebrew homosexual could be construed as both homophobia and anti-Semitism.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
Quote:
King Snarf said:
Quote:
Chris Oakley said: How is hating someone who sides with my enemies anti-Semitic? Or sexist? Or homophobic?
Beardguy is a Hebrew homosexual....
None of which I knew before you pointed it out to me...and even if I had known it would have been irrelevant. I hate him because he laughed at a comment one of my other enemies made about me.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
Quote:
thedoctor said: Greatest. Alt. Ever.
I'm nobody's alt. If I were, I might actually be able to talk some sense into you people.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 12,353
Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
|
|
Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 12,353 |
Quote:
Chris Oakley said:
Quote:
King Snarf said:
Quote:
Chris Oakley said: How is hating someone who sides with my enemies anti-Semitic? Or sexist? Or homophobic?
Beardguy is a Hebrew homosexual....
None of which I knew before you pointed it out to me...and even if I had known it would have been irrelevant. I hate him because he laughed at a comment one of my other enemies made about me.
So, he's not allowed to express his opinion? He's not allowed to express his 1st amendment rights? When Beardguy isn't allowed to laugh, Chris, then the terrorists win. Do you want the terrorists to win?!?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
This ain't about the First Amendment...it's about him siding with the people on my enemies list.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 12,353
Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
|
|
Award-Winning Author 10000+ posts
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 12,353 |
Laughing at a joke is hardly "siding with the enemy". Grow up, already.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
|
|
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 |
Bitch slapped by Snarf...............now thats low! Bwah ha ha!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
|
|
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 8,971
URG am real man! 7500+ posts
|
|
URG am real man! 7500+ posts
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 8,971 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
|
|
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009 |
So, to recap, Oakley is a racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic douche-nozzle who has recently been pimp-slapped by Snarf. And whacks off to African women breastfeeding pigs. Did I forget anything?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
Quote:
King Snarf said: Laughing at a joke is hardly "siding with the enemy". Grow up, already.
Snarf, the fact that he laughed at something that warped indicates he agrees with those persecuting me. That, from where I sit, is the textbook definition of "siding with the enemy".
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 19,633
I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
|
|
I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 19,633 |
Quote:
Chris Oakley said:
Quote:
King Snarf said: Laughing at a joke is hardly "siding with the enemy". Grow up, already.
Snarf, the fact that he laughed at something that warped indicates he agrees with those persecuting me. That, from where I sit, is the textbook definition of "siding with the enemy".
I don't "Side with the enemy." I may have unwittingly " slept with the enemy " on occasion, but that is another matter entirely. 
I don't jump on any bandwagons here. Others here do launch attacks both crude and clever on others. I do not. This comes from years of being dumped on in public school...
I never forgot how bad it felt to be the constant target of endless, pointless derision; therefore, I do not attack others verbally or online simply for the sport of it. I never forgot how much it hurt back then, so I take care not to do it now.
Of course, I have a bit of a thicker skin now at almost 50, as opposed to age 15.
I laughed at Mxy's comic. What Mxy wrote was quite amusing! When good jokes are made at my own expense in here, I laugh, too! Admit it... we all like attention in here.
I guess I am not completely without humor in that respect.
This missive is not for Oakley, rather, it is for those here who defend and like me. While I do appreciate it when those here do show that they like me, I am quite capable of defending myself against verbal games here, but, I chose another game to play, instead - which is where I simply ignore insults here. I grew quite weary of allowing myself to be backed up against against a wall of words online.
( Still, it does a body good when others come to the rescue here. )
When you get down to it, things said online are merely one big endless game. Most people online feel that they can say and do the worst things: ie., to agree to meet you someplace in real time, and simply not show up...because such arrangements were made online, and online is basically one huge fantasy...is it not?
We can re- invent who we are online... the rude and crude become most eloquent with words, the shy become aggressive and outgoing, and the nice ones can feel free to let their dark side run rampant...
But I remain as always, an individual.
" Siding with The Enemy".... !
I prefer aluminum siding, thank you.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
|
|
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009 |
Quote:
Beardguy57 said: Chris, shut up and get me a sandwich, you douche-nozzle. And grab me an iced tea while you're out there!
Your post was too long. I shortened it for those with small attention spans. And for douche-nozzles like Chris.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 19,633
I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
|
|
I walk in eternity 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 19,633 |
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
Quote:
Joe Mama said: I deserve to burn in hell.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
|
|
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009 |
Quote:
Chris Oakley said: I deserve to burn in hell for being a racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic, Christian-hating douche-nozzle.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
|
|
Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 47,853 Likes: 20 |
Quote:
Chris Oakley said: I just love the cock!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1
faggot 15000+ posts
|
|
faggot 15000+ posts
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 24,106 Likes: 1 |
Quote:
Chris Oakley said: Fuck me harder, Mommy!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
Quote:
Uschi said: I'm a worthless slut.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
Quote:
Nowhereman said: I hate America.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,240
Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
|
|
Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,240 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
Quote:
Joe Mama said: The only thing I enjoy more than siding with an enemy of Chris Oakley is being one.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
|
|
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009 |
Quote:
Chris Oakley said:
Quote:
Joe Mama said: The only thing I enjoy more than siding with an enemy of Chris Oakley is being one.
True, and you're still a racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic, Christian-hating douche-nozzle.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
I'm none of those things.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
|
|
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009 |
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
|
|
I Am Groot 5000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,813 |
Quote:
Joe Mama said: I hate God.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
|
|
Inglourious Basterd!!! 15000+ posts
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 28,009 |
Quote:
Chris Oakley said:
Quote:
Joe Mama said: I hate God.
Read my sig, you gay porn lover. And stop hating on other people's religions just because God rejects you.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
|
|
|
|
|