Well, I'm not sure how hunky dory they expect things to be. They had to move to Kansas on a technicality to get married in the first place, so who can say they aren't still fishing for other loopholes in any laws?
Also, suppose there was/is no arrest or anything. What type of marriage would this be? We're talking half of a generation gap here. He may spend many years almost "raising" her until she becomes an adult, and they may have many father/daughter type arguments. And what does this mean for the child they have? I predict they divorce before the baby turns two.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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