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Monroe: Buhgawb, we've got a war tonight!
Marcum: First up, it's the finale to the Master of Domain Tournament!
Monroe: A sweet sixteen battle royale, to determine the number one contender!
Marcum: And it's going to be King Snarf! You saw the fire in his eyes last week! He's going to bring himself back to the top and defeat that pretender, PenWing!
Monroe: Add to that all the challenges that have been answered tonight! Johnny Evil defends the Lightweight Faggot title against the surgeon, Tommy Savitz! Charlie takes on Two-Ton Tommy in a finishing move match! Wednesday and TK have both accepted Captain Howdy's challenge to face him in an ECW Rulez match for the Hardcore Porn championship! And JLA takes on all five of his challengers in the Masturbation Chamber!
Marcum: Plus, the main event, the WarGasms match!
Monroe: Big Cheese Champ PenWing and Captain Sammitch team with Nowhereman and the Dark Lords to take on Family Business memebers King Snarf, Inter-Cunt-Inental Champ Joe Mama, El Superbeasto, and Howlerama!
Marcum: Don't forget the Boobie Belt!
Monroe: It's a four way elimination match with Sneaky Bunny defending against Meeko, Harleykwin, and the ever unpredictable Lor!
Marcum: It's...it's postively WarGasmic!
Monroe: It's WarGasms, folks! And it starts, now!
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Johnny Evil (2%, 2 Votes)
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Grimm (2%, 2 Votes)
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Captain Howdy (1%, 1 Votes)
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Joe Mama (36%, 32 Votes)
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El Superbeasto (18%, 16 Votes)
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Nowhereman (5%, 4 Votes)
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King Snarf (3%, 3 Votes)
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Sneaky Bunny (Champ) (53%, 24 Votes)
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Meeko (9%, 4 Votes)
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Harleykwin (27%, 12 Votes)
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Lor (11%, 5 Votes)
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TK-069 (Champ) (15%, 7 Votes)
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Wednesday (65%, 30 Votes)
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Captain Howdy (20%, 9 Votes)
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MisterJLA (Champ) (38%, 17 Votes)
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Chris Oakley (13%, 6 Votes)
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Pig Iron (2%, 1 Votes)
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Balls Nasty (42%, 19 Votes)
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Johnny Evil (Champ) (73%, 33 Votes)
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Tommy Savitz (27%, 12 Votes)
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Charlie (73%, 32 Votes)
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Two-Ton Tommy (27%, 12 Votes)
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King Snarf / Joe Mama / El Superbeasto / Howlerama (70%, 32 Votes)
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PenWing / Captain Sammitch / Nowhereman / Dark Lords (30%, 14 Votes)
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