"Rooster" blasts forth from the PA speakers as Chris Oakley makes his way to the ring decked out in what looks like full SWAT team gear.Huge pops from the crowd as he begins his commentary.
Some of you think I may be taking my life in my own hands when I step in that elimination chamber tonight....well,so what if I am?As any Vegas blackjack player can tell you,to win big you have to gamble big.And tonight I'm going to pull off the biggest win of my career when I beat MisterJLA,Urg,Hulk,Balls Nasty and Pig Iron to become the new DCMB world heavyweight champion!
More pops.Chris unexpectedly becomes somber as he resumes his commentary.
At Worlds in Collision,Hombre Lagarto and I came within a millisecond of becoming the new RDLL tag team champions--but that moment of glory was taken away by a jerk in a black mask who calls himself(derisive snort) the Killer.That bastard's been screwing with me since my first days at Athanon Championship Wrestling,and I've had it up to here with him!
Crowd boos at the mention of the Killer.Chris is about to say something more when ominous heavy metal music interrupts him before he can say another word....
