MisterJLA is standing backstage next to a lotto machine, with only six balls inside. Mic in hand, he is waiting impatiently for someone to arrive… 
Chesty: MisterJLA? Why did you ask me to meet you here?
JLA: Cameraman: we’re on! Hello Chesty. As we all know, tonight I will step into the Elimination Chamber and face the five people who I made my bitches in DCMB Championship matches. The ring will be surrounded by a steel structure of chain and girders, but is also circular allowing for four inner chambers to be placed on the apron with platforms keeping the wrestlers from the floor.
Two wrestlers will start off in the ring, with the other four being locked in glass chambers. Every five minutes, one chamber will randomly open releasing a new wrestler, until all six competitors are in the ring at one time. This is obviously an elimination match, and through pin or submission, opponents will be eliminated until one person remains. That person walks away the winner, and DCMB Champion.
Chesty: Nice run-down.
JLA: Yeah. RACK
wikipedia.org Anyhow, while those locked in the glass chambers will be released randomly, we need to decide who the first two wrestlers will be, to start things off: that’s why I asked you to be here.
I have a lotto machine, filled with six balls. Each ball has a name on it. The machine will only release two balls. I’d like you to start the machine, and grab my two balls. When I thought of someone who I’d like to grab my balls, naturally, your name came up.
Chesty slaps JLA across the face so hard, he falls to the floor.JLA: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT!?! Oh, right. Hahahaha. No, I meant the balls in the lotto machine. I’d like you to grab the two balls that the lotto machine will release, and read those names to the audience. Those two will start the match off.
Chesty: Oh, sorry. I’ll start the machine.
Chesty starts the machine, as the ping-pong balls roll around inside. After a few moments, two balls are released. Chesty grabs JLA’s balls (not those) and reads the names aloud.Chesty: “The Hulk” and “Balls Nasty”! They will start the match off tonight!
JLA: Perfect. The RDCW Championship Committee have agreed to the lotto machine gimmick, so it’s official.
Chesty: With that out of the way, what do you think of “The Killer” and his stalking of Chris Oakley, who is one of your opponents in the Chamber?
JLA: I saw how he power-bombed Oakley through the broadcast table on last week's "Havoc". That had to hurt. Is it going to make my match tonight easier? Of course it is. But Oakley has nobody to blame but himself. It’s not surprising that he managed to piss someone off to the point that they are trying to injure him now. And if The Killer is listening, I hope he feels comfortable enough to go after my other opponents in the Chamber tonight, just to fair. I got no problems with you myself, my good fellow! I’m a big fan!
Chesty: You seem to be in good spirits. Aren’t you at all worried about tonight? Balls Nasty wants to end your career, The Hulk just wants to beat you up, URG and Oakley want the belt, and Pig Iron wants you to tap out in the Hog Lock.
JLA: As we saw last week, those idiots will be at each other’s throats, just as they are at mine. This will be fun for me. A trip through memory lane, with my five DCMB Title Match victims. Good times.
Chesty: You also have the Master of Domain Tournament Sweet 16 Battle Royal Finale…
JLA: Yes, and Howdy will be in there with me. It’s supposed to be every man for himself, but that’s crap. The Allied Powers are going to look out for each other, and the first man we are targeting is Joe Mama. I know Joe has a lot of his stable partners in there with him, but let’s see how loyal they are to the guy that’s been holding them back.
Chesty: What do you mean by that?
JLA: How many IC Championship matches has he given them?
Chesty: The same amount of DCMB Championship matches that you’ve given your partner, Captain Howdy.
JLA: That’s not fair. Howdy…wouldn’t even want this belt. Besides, where was Captain Howdy before I found him?
Nowhere. Ha. His career was going
nowhere and he never even held a RDCW Title before. But now look at him. One half of the greatest tag team of all time. The Undefeated, Undisputed World Tag Team Champions. Thanks to me.
So getting back to what I was saying, where was Joe when King Snarf lost the Cheese title to Penwing? And now Joe wants a shot at PenWing and the Cheese Belt. How convenient. Joe and the other 14 are leaving the ring…head first!
Chesty: Leaving you and Captain Howdy left to decide who wins the MOD Tournament…
JLA:…so moving right along, I will conclude by saying that tonight, harleykwin will win the Women’s Championship, and bring it home to the Allied Powers. You saw what she did last week. She handled Meeko and sneaky bunny at the same time. Lor jumped in where she didn’t belong, and sneak attacked harley. That’s all right, because tonight harley will get…the Last Laugh!
