Fade to the Bond Brigade dressing room,where Joey Biles is talking to Chris Oakley.
Joey:Chris,your reaction to the Killer's and MisterJLA's comments?
Chris:First off,the Killer is out of line blaming me for the fact that he sabotaged his own career.Back when we were both in Athanon Championship Wrestling I warned him more than once that if he didn't stop beating up fans he'd get kicked out of the federation.He chose not to listen to me,then had the gall to say I "manipulated" ACW commissioner Martin Hackett into firing him after he DDT'd a kid in full view of ACW executives....
Joey:The two of you had a long and bitter war during your days in RDLL--where does that fit in to all this?
Chris:The
lucha libre style of wrestling is one that should be viewed and treated with respect,and the Killer...whoever he may be under that idiotic mask of his....spit on that style every chance he got.And that wasn't the worst of it,either;he'd make racist cracks to the fans and I finally got sick of it one day and beat the crap out of him.When he cost me and Hombre Lagarto a chance to win the RDLL world tag team titles at Worlds in Collision,it brought back memories of all those times he treated RDLL competitors and fans like dirt.
Joey:Back in Evil C*nt Wrestling,the Killer cost you a shot at the ECW world title after he interfered in a match between you and Sandalman,yet he blames you for his expulsion from that promotion as well.
Chris: 
Typical.Tommy Sleeper was the special guest ref that night,and because he awarded me the victory by DQ Killer somehow got it stuck in his head that I'd paid Sleeper off before the match--total bullshit,of course,because neither Sandalman nor I knew Tommy would be the guest referee until two minutes before the match started.But it shows you how paranoid the Killer is...and as if that wasn't bad enough,when ECW commissioner Rod Gordo rejected Killer's petition to have me suspended he piledrived Gordo through a table.Frankly the Killer should be grateful he wasn't thrown in jail after pulling that little stunt.
Joey:Now to the business at hand,your elimination chamber bout against Mister JLA,Urg,Hulk,Balls Nasty,and Pig Iron tonight for the DCMB world heavyweight title.
Chris:Let's just say that I didn't take too kindly to his comments about me in his interview with Chesty LeRou earlier,and I plan to use them as extra motivation to win the DCMB title.First I'm going to knock Urg out cold with the Red Alert,then I'm going to lay the Hulk out flat with the Full Metal Jacket,then I'll take out Pig Iron with the Kill 'Em All,after that I'll deliver a Lock and Load on Balls Nasty,and last but not least I'll make MisterJLA submit to the Snuff the Rooster and walk away with the gold.Which reminds me,Joey,I have a question for the champ before the match gets started....
Joey:What is it?
Chris(produces a bottle of Nestle Quik from behind his back,takes a swig from it and spits a mouthful of chocolate milk at the camera a la Triple H):Got milk?(
Walks off-camera to begin final preparations for the elimination chamber bout)
Joey(looking totally caught off-guard):Monroe and Marcum,back to you.
Camera cuts back to Madman Marcum and Mike "The Mouth" Monroe at ringside.
Marcum:Son of a bitch,Monroe,I never saw that coming!!
Monroe:MisterJLA's own secret weapon may be about to be turned against him....no doubt about it,Chris Oakley is out to crush every other competitor in the elimination chamber bout,but none more so than the current DCMB world champion!
Marcum:And somewhere lurking in the background of all this,the Killer!
Monroe:We still don't know yet who he is under that mask,but we're doing everything we can to find out...stay tuned!
