RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW WarGasms 7.31.05

Standing outside Family Business' Locker Room is King Snarf Rules and Joe Mama.

KSR: Champ, you've heard PenWing's comments. Your response?

JM: It amazes how someone can say they "get it", and yet still not get it. PenWing, you say that Captain Sammitch is attending to personal business? You say that you WANT Sammitch to win the MOD tourney? That you two are "true friends"? Do you honestly believe what you're saying? Do you expect anyone to believe you?

The fact is, you've put a big target on your back with this MOD tournament, and you're a fool to believe that this will end in anything but tears for you. Every single wrestler in tonight's MOD match has one thing in common: Given the chance, they'd all tear you apart to win that title you wear. The Family wants it back. Grimm and Nowhereman don't give a damn about you when it comes to your title. And your so-called "friends" are dying to drive their daggers in your back. And that includes Captain Sammitch - he's probably keeping away from you for fear of doing some pre-match damage.

KSR: Champ, one person you didn't mention was MisterJLA. He's accused you of holding back your teammates. He's targeted you specifically in the tournament. Your thoughts?

JM: MisterJLA makes me laugh. He's just another chump talking tough about things he knows nothing about while hiding behind anyone he can. Every member of Family Business has his or her role. Each member has a Title that they're charged with bringing to the Family. There is no competition within the Family because each of us knows our place. So JLA's attempt to create some sort of rift is laughable.

As for his decision to "target" me, I say "bring it". He's had more than his share of opportunities to stay out of the Family's business. He's seen fit to get involved each time. Tonight I look forward to him trying to eliminate me. I beat the living hell out of the true talent of the Allied Powers at the RDLL show. Kicking JLA's ass tonight would add a sense of completion. JLA, your elimination at my hands is an inevitability.

KSR: Are you saying that you're looking to win the tournament? King Snarf - the Crown Jewel of Family Business - is in the match. As Family Enforcer, isn't it your job to make sure that HE wins the tournament?

JM: Boy, look at the title on my shoulder. The Inter-Cunt-Inental Title! I'm ALREADY the number one contender for the Heavyweight Cheese Title! This tournament is a formality. My title shot is inevitable! That a Family member will win the tournament is inevitable! Believe me, boy, I'm know exactly what needs to be done, and I have no problem seeing that Family interests are upheld!

KSR: Speaking of "inevitability", comment on your Wargasms match tonight, and your inevitable match against PenWing in the near future.

JM: Tonight, Family Business faces off against a team that can just barely co-exist! They're united in their hatred, but everyone knows that they lack the singularity of purpose that makes Family Business the greatest faction in the RDCW! Each opponent has his own agenda, his own grudge. And that's where they're vunerable! Do you honestly think that Grimm, the man I locked in a coffin, will be able to stand by while Nowhereman, who watched helplessly as I destroyed his faction, tries to eliminate me? Will either of them stand aside and let PenWing, who's watched as I stole the only talent out of his group, take me out? The Family has one goal - victory over their foes! Can this coalition say the same? Somehow I doubt it.

KSR: And PenWing?

JM: He's already lost his Title. He just doesn't know it. Everyone's talking about how we broke each other's signature moves. What they forget is that he only broke a move I use as set up. I broke his finisher. PenWing is effectively neutered. The only thing left to do is put him out of his misery. PenWing, you know I have a measure of respect for you. But you're insistence on citing "friendship" in almost every interview you give is proof that you're too soft ro hold that title! The Inter-Cunt-Inental Title makes me the number one contender for that title, so it's only a matter of picking the right time to demand my title-shot - this tournament be damned! But let's be clear: Heavyweight Cheese title or no, you and I WILL face each other! We WILL battle one-on-one! And I WILL defeat you!!!

KSR: Strong words from the Family Enforcer! Back to you guys, Monroe and Marcum!!!