'Lyla' Plays, and Tommy Savitz hits the ring. The crowd cheers enthusiastically, and Tommy pauses to pose for the fans. He grabs a microphone and enters the ring

Tommy Savitz: I've only been back 10 minutes, and I've already been lined up for a title shot! To quote a pretty good friend of mine, WHOO!

The crowd chants Fantastic's name, and Tommy grins

Tommy Savitz: Tonight, Johnny Evil's gonna get wasted. I personally promise to pummel, pound and puree the so-called supervillain until he can take no more, and then, and only then, he will face the true power of The Surgeon's Knife, a move that remains unbeaten. Johnny, El Superbeasto tapped to this move. What makes you think you can survive?

Monroe: Tommy's sounding very confident!

Marcum: He's an idiot!

Tommy Savitz: Also, I'd like to say a few words to an old tag team buddy of mine. SPAMM, what you did at Worlds in Collision was...well, you did the right thing, but you broke the rules, and I don't stand for that crap. There's a way of doing things, and what you did wasn't the right way to go. I'd like to issue a challenge to you: Any time you wanna, step into a ring against me, and we'll settle this mano a mano, the way it's supposed to be.

The crowd cheers mutedly, unsure how to react

Tommy Savitz: Back to tonight! Johnny, kiss goodbye to your belt. You ain't never gonna beat, 'cos brother. the crowd joins in I'm that DAMN good!

Lyla Plays again, and Tommy throws down the mic and poses in the ring


Do you fear The Surgeon's Knife?