Interlude…Madman Marcum is standing outside JLA’s locker room. JLA exits with the DCMB around his waist…
Marcum: Champ! Sir! A moment of your time, please?
JLA: Madman! Of course! The two shake hands. Monroe accidentally mumbles into his microphone.
Monroe: Oh brother.
Marcum: Champ, this has been a mixed evening for the Powers. Sadly, both you and Captain Howdy were eliminated from the Battle Royale. Then, harley, your protégé, failed to win the Women’s Title…again! But, on the bright side, we have a new Hardcore Porn Champion: The Hardcore Legend, Captain Howdy!
JLA: This is all very true. I wanted to win the first ever MOD Tournament. It all sounded so appropriate for MisterJLA to win a MOD Tourney. And I tried to turn harley into a champion, but it didn’t happen. But, Captain Howdy turned the momentum around for the Powers, and I will continue on this upward trend by defending my DCMB World Championship, in the Elimination Chamber!
This will be a savage, brutal test of endurance that will show everyone that I am wrestling’s true World Champion! Balls Nasty and The Hulk are starting off, and I’m finishing it! 
MisterJLA’s ring intro music plays, which is Rob’s Killer Instinct Rip Off Theme Music. JLA emerges from behind the Cheesedome curtain. The camera pans to the ring: The Elimination Chamber has already been lowered, and Pig Iron, Chris Oakley, and Urg are already locked in their glass chambers. JLA walks the aisle, hands James White the DCMB Belt, steps into the cage, and makes his way to his glass chamber. The chamber locks him in, and James White makes the intro for the only wrestler other than JLA to wear the DCMB Title, Balls Nasty.
Nasty quickly enters the cage, and stares at JLA. JLA, locked safely in his glass chamber, points and laughs at Nasty.
Monroe: His sure is brave knowing that Balls Nasty can’t get to him! The Hulk then runs to the ring, and attacks Nasty!
The match is underway!
DCMB Championship: Elimination Chamber: MisterJLA (Champion) vs Balls Nasty vs Chris Oakley vs Pig Iron vs URG vs The Hulk 
Monroe: Look at The Hulk and Balls Nasty go at it! It will just be the two of them for the next five minutes! After that, one of the glass chambers will randomly unlock, releasing one of the other competitors! Every five minutes another chamber will open, until all six are fighting it out! Marcum returns to the announcer’s table
Monroe: Back from your kiss ass session, I see.
Marcum: Stick it! The Hulk and Balls Nasty continue to fight. The Hulk connects with devastating punches, and Nasty responds in kind.
Monroe: They’re trading punches! I don’t think Nasty will want to keep that up! As big as Nasty is, The Hulk has a sizeable weight advantage! As if on cue, Nasty ducks a punch, slips behind a confused Hulk, and hits a German suplex. Wanting to keep The Hulk on the canvas, Nasty attempts a Boston Crab.
Marcum: If he can turn him over, he can make him tap! After some struggling, Nasty amazes the crowd, and applies a Boston Crab on The Hulk, who yells in pain. Before long however, The Hulk extends his legs and brakes the hold.
A very angry Hulk picks up Nasty in a gorilla press, and throws him out of the ring, onto the platform. Nasty lands close to MisterJLA’s chamber.
Monroe: Look at that! JLA is taunting Nasty some more! The Hulk picks up Nasty, and rams his head into the cage. He tries it again, but Nasty blocks the attempt, elbows The Hulk, and rams his head into the cage! The Hulk stumbles back toward the ring in pain, but Nasty grabs The Hulk and Irish whips him into the cage. Next, Balls Nasty presses his opponent’s head into the cage, and furiously rubs it back and forth.
Marcum: Ouch! The Hulk slips in an elbow to Nasty’s head, and then throws him back into the ring.
Monroe: Looks like Hulk wants to stay away from the cage! He was doing much better in the ring! As Nasty rises to his feet, The Hulk grabs him by the throat with both hands, and begins to shake Nasty around like a rag doll.
Monroe: Anything goes in the Chamber! He can choke the life out of him, and get away with it! The Hulk continues to choke Nasty, and Nasty begins to slump toward the canvas. Using his last bit of strength, Nasty grabs Hulk’s arms, and headbutts him with all of his force.
Marcum: That’s one way to break the hold, but that move hurt the both of them! As both combatants stagger in pain, the crowd beings to countdown from ten.
Monroe: Five minutes already? The first chamber is about to open! I wonder who it will be! All eyes are on the different chambers…except those of the wrestlers in the ring. They begin to battle again, this time grappling for position in the middle of the ring. When the countdown ends, MisterJLA’s glass chamber is opened!
JLA: (Muttering to himself): Fuck! The chamber is now wide open, and JLA walks onto the platform. He notices that The Hulk and Balls Nasty are oblivious to what just happened, so he begins to slowly creep back into this chamber.
JLA: Fuck! How do I shut the door on this damn thing? Just then, The Hulk fires Nasty into the ropes, and attempts a clothesline! As Nasty rebounds off the ropes, he too attempts a clothesline!
Marcum: They both clotheslined the Hell out of each other, and they’re both out! JLA sees this, and a huge grin appears across his face. Now, he leaves the glass chamber, walks across the platform and enters the ring.
JLA: Hmmm…who’s ass do I kick first? MisterJLA starts to pick up Balls Nasty by the hair, until he is grabbed by the back of the neck, and turned around.
The Hulk: HULK ENTER MATCH TO KICK YOUR ASS! HULK RE…REMEM…HULK KNOW YOU! HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH NASTY BALLS! Hulk then lets loose with a chop to JLA’s chest with such force that it knocks him off his feet!
The Hulk: NASTY BALLS HOLD JLA! HULK THEN BEAT HIM UP! NOT TOO COM…COMPLIC…NOT TOO TRICKY! Nasty nods in agreement, and holds MisterJLA. The Hulk climbs to the top rope, and goes for a double-axe handle…but MisterJLA moves at the last second. The Hulk lands his move across Nasty’s chest, knocking him to the mat. JLA crawls toward the center of the ring. The Hulk stands over the fallen Balls Nasty…
The Hulk: JLA MOVE! HE SNEAKY PERSON! HULK NOT WANT TO HIT NASTY! WHERE IS JLA? MisterJLA stands up behind The Hulk. JLA points toward the crowd. As soon as The Hulk turns around, he is greeted with “The Final Justice”!
Hulk slumps to the canvas in agony, and the DCMB Champion covers him.
1…2…3! The Hulk is eliminated!
Marcum: The Final Justice prevails again! After some hesitation, The Hulk sadly leaves the cage, and walks back down the aisle.
JLA then measures up Balls Nasty. As he waits for his sworn enemy to rise from the mat, the crowd begins to countdown again from 10.
Marcum: Another chamber is about to open! I wonder who it will be: Pig Iron, Chris Oakley, or URG? The chamber of Pig Iron soon opens!
Monroe: It’s Pigsy! I mean Pigs! Damn it, I mean Pig Iron! JLA is so focused on attacking Nasty, that he doesn’t notice that Pig Iron is free. Pig Iron goes immediately after the unsuspecting champ, and locks him in the “Hog Lock”!
Monroe: HOG LOCK! HOG LOCK! HOG LOCK!
Marcum: Isn’t that Fat Retard’s bit?
Monroe: What?
Marcum: Nothing. As JLA tries to break free from this hold, Nasty shocks everyone by attacking Pig Iron.
Nasty: I’M going to eliminate him, not you! Soon Balls Nasty and Pig Iron duke it out, and JLA rolls out of the ring, onto the platform featuring the glass chambers.
For the next few minutes Pig Iron and Nasty match each other move for move, until Pig Iron Irish whips Nasty into the ropes. Pigs ducks his head in an attempt for a back body drop, but Nasty stops himself coming off the ropes, crouches down, and picks up Pigs in a fireman’s carry.
Monroe: Here it comes! Nasty delivers a “Tavernsmasher”, his rendition of the Death Valley Driver.
Nasty goes for the cover, but Pig Iron somehow kicks out at two.
Nasty picks up his opponent, and body slams him in front of a turnbuckle. He slowly begins to climb to the top.
Marcum: I think he’s looking for the “Kentucky Falls”, his kneedrop from the top rope! But MisterJLA rushes over to the corner, and shoves Nasty off the top turnbuckle. Nasty lands on the chamber connecting the ring to the steel cage.
With Nasty hurting outside the ring, JLA stands near Pig Iron, waiting for him to rise. When he does, JLA lands “The Final Justice”.
1…2…3 Pig Iron is eliminated. Referee Lothar escorts him out of the cage.
JLA proceeds to walk toward Nasty, who is still trying to recover from being shoved off the top rope. Just as he gets there, the crowd begins another countdown.
Marcum: It’s either URG or Oakley up next! And the next chamber to open belongs to…Chris Oakley! He charges at JLA, but JLA back off.
JLA: WHOA, Chris! Wait a second. I have a deal for you. You take out that scumbag, Balls Nasty: you eliminate him, and I’ll give any two members of the Bond Brigade a World Tag Team Championship match! Eliminate Nasty from this match, and then you and I can throw down. Deal?
Oakley: Because I look out for the Brigade, I agree to your terms. But once Nasty is out, you and I are going to fight!
JLA: Deal! Oakley then attacks Nasty, and applies the “Snuff the Rooster”, his trademark sleeper hold!
Oakley: Nighty-night, motherfucker! Just when it appears that Nasty will be put to sleep, he uses Oakley’s own move against him…with Oakley still applying the sleeper, Nasty rams Oakers’ back into the cage! As Oakley breaks the hold, and clutches his back, Nasty delivers another “Tavernsmasher”!
Monroe: He really hurt Oakley with that, but he can’t make the cover, he’s too exhausted! MisterJLA walks toward the carnage, but he pauses, and then retreats to a safe corner.
Oakley gets to his feet first, and tries to mount some offense, but Nasty responds with various moves that utilize the steel cage. Nasty finally picks up his opponent in a body slam position, and throws him head first into the cage, busting open Oakley’s head!
Monroe: DAMN! As the two go back and forth, the crowd begins to countdown from ten for the last time!
Marcum: URG is the last one to join the mayhem! URG’s glass chamber opens, and he charges at JLA.
URG: CAP-TAIN CAAAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAAAAN! Just as he is about to reach the champ, JLA lands “The Final Justice”.
Marcum: URG ran right into it!
Monroe: He threw caution to the wind, and he paid the price! 1…2…3. And just like that, URG is eliminated.
Meanwhile, Oakley finally gets the upper hand on Nasty. With Nasty out of gas, Oakley gets to the top rope, and hits “The Kill 'Em All” his missile dropkick off the top rope.
Oakley goes for the pin, but…JLA breaks up the pin?
Monroe: What’s he doing?
Marcum: Making sure that the Powers don’t have to defend against the Brigade, most likely!
Monroe: What a swine! A confused Chris Oakley gets hit with a “Final Justice”.
1…2…3 Chris Oakley is eliminated.
Marcum: Oakley didn’t live up to his end of the deal! Oakers didn’t eliminate Nasty, so now the Brigade won’t get their Tag Title shot!
Monroe: Poor Oakley did all of that work for nothing! MisterJLA, and the entire crowd know the end is near. Balls Nasty slugged it out from the start, and took a beating from The Hulk, Pig Iron, and Chris Oakley.
MisterJLA very deliberately pulls Nasty up by the hair, and points toward one of the glass chambers.
Monroe: Oh no! Please tell me he’s not going to do, what I think he’s going to do! MisterJLA locks onto Nasty’s arm, pushes him back, and then Irish whips him as hard as he can into the glass chamber. The chamber glass shatters everywhere, and Nasty is soon covered in his own blood.
Monroe: Oh Hell! The glass cut him…just about everywhere! JLA pulls Nasty away from the mess, and pins him.
1…2…3 Marcum: It’s over! MisterJLA pinned all five of them!
Monroe: Forget that! I think Nasty needs medical attention! We all knew how dangerous the Elimination Chamber is, but this was too much!
