Lightweight Faggot Championship: Johnny Evil (Champ) vs. Tommy Savitz
Early in the match it appeared that Johnny Evil was affected by Spamms action's at the battle royal. He had trouble finding a rhythm, and missed connecting on several of his highflying moves. Savitz finally managed to hit a series devastating moves on Johnny. First he gave him the Anaesthetic. Then he laid him on the Operating Table. Finally, Savitz damn near cut him open with the Scalpelplex. After all that, Savitz tried to lay Johnny to rest with the Cardiac Arrest. However, Savitz made a crucial error in judgment, locking in the move within reach of the ropes. Somehow, Johnny managed to retain consciousness, and grabbed a hold of those very ropes. Lothar forced Savitz to break the move, and Savitz turned his back on Johnny as he argued with the senior official.
Marcum: Savitz is making a huge mistake right now! He should have finished Johnny off!
Monroe: Johnny doesn't have anything left! Look at him! He shouldn't even be in the ring!
Johnny very slowly used the ropes to get back to his feet. As he looked up, he saw Ariel, being escorted by Louie Bastardo and Grace, standing on the ramp. This ignited a fire in Johnny Evil. He not only climbed back to his feet, he climbed the corner ropes, all the way to the top.
Monroe: What is Johnny doing?
Marcum: Look on the ramp! It's Ariel! She's giving the champ his second wind!
Johnny waited for Savitz to turn around, and as Savitz's eyes went wide, Johnny hit him with the WEDway PeopleMover. Johnny quickly helped Savitz back to his feet and sent him on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. Johnny then ran to the ropes and launched the Mission to Mars. Finally, Johnny locked in the Countdown to Extinction. Savitz passed out in the hold, and Lothar called for the bell. Louie and Grace helped Ariel to the ring where she celebrated with the Lightweight Faggot Champion.
Finishing Move Challenge: Charlie versus Two-Ton Tommy
In a match where, to, win, all you needed to do is execute your finisher, it was clear going in that Charlie was the underdog in the match.
Monroe: I don’t like Charlie’s chances, Marcum!
Marcum: If you need an underdog, there’s none better than the Company Pitbull!!!
But, as Charlie walked to the ring with Slick Willie Williams, he had the look on his face of someone who had won the match before it’d even begun. Once Tommy had entered the ring, the match started. Tommy had control of the match, basically tossing Charlie around like a rag doll and using his size against the member of Family Business. After several minutes of abuse, with Charlie crawling to the ropes, Tommy called for the Tommy-Bomb. But, as Tommy grabbed Charlie to set up the move, Williams handed Charlie a table leg. Tommy lifted Charlie up to hit the Tommy-Bomb and Charlie hit him with the foreign object. As Two-Ton Tommy crashed to the match, the ref called for the bell.
Monroe: Charlie just cost himself the match!
Marcum: You idiot! Charlie just won the match!
Monroe: ???
Marcum: TOWER OF LONDON, Monroe! Charlie used one of his finishers! They never specified what type of finisher or under what rules!!!
Monroe: That is so very cheap…
The ref was forced to call the match in favor of Charlie.
