Along the ring apron, the Dark Lords continue taking their revenge on Howlerama. Grimm smashes Howler's face into the cage, bloodying it, as Darth hangs Highwayman over the ropes between the two rings. Grimm summons Darth over as the two set up Howler for their feared spike piledriver finisher.
Monroe: BUHGAWB! They just sent Howler STRAIGHT TO HELL!
*The Dark Lords then begin working over Highwayman, as the countdown begins again. Dusty signals to the back as Del Castillo's "Back From the Grave" starts up and El Superbeasto, alongside Louie Bastardo walks down to ringside.
Superbeasto climbs into the cage and the Dark Lords attack him, shrugging off their blows, the fresh Giant hits a double chokeslam on both Dark Lords! Superbeasto then begins dropping Giant Elbows on each Dark Lord in succession as Howlerama begin to recover.
The Company men join the Giant in working over the Dark Lords. The trio wrapped up their foes in the lasso as the countdown hit again and Superbeasto walked over to the cage doorway.
"Real Englishman" began as Hollywood Nogan ran down to ringside! Lothar opened the cage and Nogan slid into the ring, ducking under a Superbeasto clothesline! Nogan hit Superbeasto with a lowblow and wrapped his feather boa around the giant's neck, strangling him!
Howlerama attempted to head over, but Nogan shrugged them off with a series of punches and bodyslams! He signaled to the screaming fans and lifted up El Superbeasto for a massive bodyslam!
Monroe: He slammed the giant!
MarcuM: It was a hiptoss!
Nogan tries to go for a legdrop, but the Howlers hit him with a Kapitalizm, taking him down! The Dark Lords revive and jump back into the fray as the countdown begins again!
Ben Harper's "Faded" cues up as the IC Champ, Joe Mama, heads down to the ring with a smirk on his face. Mama tosses his belt to Louie Bastardo at ringside and heads into the ring, pounding on Nogan.
Mama makes his way around, hitting Enforcers on each member of the opposing team, attempting to further weaken them. He signals for Superbeasto to head to the top as he prepares to deliver a Flying Teabag Slam onto Nogan.
Mama hits the move onto Nogan as the countdown begins again. Superbeasto makes his way to the top just as "Let's Get It Started" begins and Capt. Sammitch runs down to ringside!
Sammitch rushes in and pushes Superbeasto off of the top rope! The Giant Luchadore hits the mat, and Sammitch begins kicking his head in just as Joe Mama zeroes in on him. Mama hits Sammitch from behind with a chopblock, taking him down to his knees. He begins working over Sammitch with punches to the face!
Nogan staggers to his feet as Superbeasto grabs onto the top of the cage and ensnares him with his feet. Executing a giant huracanrana, he flips Nogan into the other ring! He then follows up with a Giantsault onto the former rWoer!
Monroe: IT'S CARNAGE!
MarcuM: THERE ARE NO WINNERS! ONLY SURVIVORS!
The countdown finishes and Everclear's "When It All Goes Wrong Again" starts up as King Snarf and Grace head down to ringside. Snarf strolls into the ring, and takes his time picking his foe. He pays for it, however, as Grimm hits him from behind with an inverted ddt! Grimm punches away at the former champ, attempting to wear him down early.
He's pulled off by Superbeasto, however, and dragged into a corner as both Snarf and Joe Mama begin taking turns baseball sliding into him as Superbeasto holds him down.
MarcuM: Look at that teamwork, Monroe! How could you say there was dissension in the Family?
Monroe: I have to admit, they are working together very well!
Nogan hits Snarf with a Fucking Cuntline and tries to set Joe up for a Fuck Off Slam! But Howler rocks him from behind with a forearm! Howler turns just as Darth comes flying over the ropes and clotheslines him down to the mat!
*The final countdown begins as "We Will Rock You" begins. The fans sing along as PenWing comes barreling down the rampway with his sherwood in hand. Dropping the Big Cheese title, he slides into the ring and nails Snarf with a British Columbia Two Hander!
Monroe: The last man is in the ring! The climax of Wargasms is on the way!
cont.
