King Snarf zeroes in on PenWing. The two lock up. Snarf tries for a suplex, but Penwing blocks it and institutes a suplex of his own. Snarf rolls over to the other ring before getting to his feet. As Penwing tries to cross over, Snarf runs in and hits him with a forearm across the head. He grabs the champ by the hair and pulls him over. Snarf clubs Penwing in the back of the neck. He kicks Penwing in the midsection. The champs rolls onto his back in the ring. Snarf prances a bit in the ring before leaping into the air for a devestating elbow drop. But Penwing moves out of the way as Snarf comes crashing down. Quick back into the battle, Penwing begins a barrage against his opponent. The champ takes full advantage of the steel cage and whips Snarf into it every chance he gets.
Joe turns away from Sammitch and climbs a tunrbuckle. As Penwing releases Snarf from another whip, Joe comes flying into the second ring and slams down onto the Champ with and ax handle chop. As Penwing lies on the floor, Joe begins working on his knee with kicks. When King Snarf comes to his senses, he comes over and picks Penwing off the floor. The two use the ropes between the rings to tie up his arms. The two begin to work over a helpless Penwing for several moments.
MarcuM: See? I told you they would get along fine! They're taking the chucklehead apart!
Meeko heads down to ringside and slips Sammitch's bo staff into the ring through one of the holes in the cage. As Joe Mama turns to celebrate, Sammitch nails him with a Staff Meeting and follows up with a Sammitch Slam!
Nogan tries to lock Superbeasto in the Crippler Cuntface, but the Giant powers out of it. Snarf attempts to lock PenWing in the headlock, but the Dark Lords hit the former champ with a double clothesline!
Sammitch tries for his series of Sammitch Suplexes but Howlerama nail him with a pair of running clotheslines!
From across the two rings, PenWing and Grimm lock eyes. They look at each other for a moment before picking their targets.
MarcuM: What was that?
Monroe: I think they have a plan, Madman!
In one ring, PenWing locks Snarf in the Sharpshooter, while in the other Grimm applies the Grimmlock to Howler!
Monroe: Double submission moves!
MarcuM: Oh, man, this is awful!
The Family Business members hold on as Darth and Nogan attempt to keep their teammates from breaking the holds. King Snarf is yelling in pain as Louie and Grace yell for him to hold on.
"Hey Champ!"
PenWing looks up as the voice calls to him. He sees Joe Mama standing atop the turnbuckles, Sammitch positioned for a brainbuster. The turnbuckle pads have been removed.
JM: "What's more important to you, PenWing? Winning the match, or your friend?"
PenWing looks in on horror as he realizes Joe will execute the move before the Family Business members will submit.
JM: "Call the match. Or I finish Sammitch right here."
PW: "Okay. We quit. It's over."
PenWing releases Snarf as Joe drops Sammitch to the mat as the bell sounds.
MarcuM: It's over, Monroe! I told you the Family had no problems!
Monroe: I can't believe it ends like this. Fans, this is horrible.
PenWing helps Sammitch up as the cage doors are opened. Meeko aids the duo out of the ring as Nogan and the Dark Lords reluctantly follow, visibly pissed off.
Outside the ring, the Family Business is celebrating. Howlerama, Charlie, Slick and his divas, Balls, the Legbreakers, Johnny Evil and Ariel, Superbeasto, Louie and Grace are all jubilant at ringside.
Inside the ring, Snarf is playing up the crowd and posing. Across the ring from him, Joe Mama stands looking around. His face has an aggravated look. He asks for a mic and James White hands one into him.
JM: "You see, it's like I've always said. The Family is indestructible with King Snarf as the Crown Jewel and Joe Mama as the Enforcer!"
KS: "Joe. . .Joe, I forgive you for eliminating me earlier tonight. After the show tonight, we'll work out who gets the title match at SummerScam. Let's shake."
Snarf holds out his hand to Joe. Joe takes his hand and shakes it. As Snarf moves to let go, Joe pulls him back in and hits him with a devastating clothesline! Joe works him over and goes for an Enforcer!
Monroe: BUHGAWB! I told you they weren't getting along!
MarcuM: What is he doing?!
He tosses Snarf out of the cage as the Family Business looks on in bewilderment. Joe leaves the cage as Louie approaches him.
LB: "What the hell are you doing?! Have you lost your damn mind?!"
Joe grabs Louie by the lapels and pulls him into his face.
JM: "Take your collection of disappointments and go to hell, Louie!"
Wargasms draws to a close as Joe leaves the ring area with the shocked Family members outside the ring.
