At a Medium Pace- by Adam Sandler
Put your arms around me, baby
Can't you see I need you so?
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you...
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace...
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey, rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle, now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace...
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubes and punch me in the face
Oh darling, make me shove my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman, and take my picture
To show all the people you work with....
Now lift up my scrotum and take the shampoo out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me to slow down and do it
At a medium pace
Oh, I'm so humiliated, I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't, 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, and you realize
How much I enjoy lovin' you...
Woh-oh-oh...
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at
Lovin' you...
Ah-wooooooooo-eeeeee-aayyyyyy....
