*Havoc opens to a black screen with the words: After WarGasms...
The camera shows the inside of the SDC locker room as the door opens. PenWing and Meeko help Captain Sammitch to the couch. PenWing grabs some ice packs from the freezer as Meeko grabs the first aid kit. Before they get a chance to start treating Sammitch, the SD Rockers barge into the room, visibly upset.*
James Fantastic: Will somebody please explain to me what the HELL just happened there. Penwing, the match was in the bag, and you quit! the HELL?
PenWing: Look at him! Because I quit, he was able to WALK out of the ring! Had Joe hit that brain buster, Sammitch's career could have been over! It was a lose/lose situation!
Tommy Savitz: The Sharpshooter was locked in! Snarf would've tapped!
PenWing: Not before Joe would have ended Sammitch's career! It was my pride or his life!
James Fantastic: Dammit man!...Look, I can dig trying to help your buddies, but the fans out there are more important than our careers, and The Bastardo's are screwing the whole show over! WE coulda got even, and you walked away!
Meeko: James, he made the right choice. He made the only choice as far as I'm concerned!
Two-Ton Tommy: Of course you're concerned.
Meeko: And what exactly is that supposed to mean?
Two-Ton Tommy: It means you didn't show this much concern when Grace almost ended Nuriko's career!
Meeko: I didn't show concern? I did everything I could to take care of her! I got her the best doctors and the best physical therapists!
Two-Ton Tommy: And you got yourself a new tag team partner and placed yourself back in singles compition!
Meeko: What was I supposed to do? Sit back and let the Family think they won? We lost a key member to our faction just weeks after we formed it, and I went out and found two new additions!
Tommy Savitz: And I'm grateful for the support, and so's Terri, but after YOU brought Lor here, she's barely been able to stand after what that psycho bitch did to her! This ain't working anymore.
PenWing: Meeko has done everything within her power to get all of you the matches you've asked for.
James Fantastic: Haven't you been listening? This ain't about us, it's about the people sitting in that arena out there, and you've stopped caring about them!
Meeko: And just what exactly is that supposed to mean?
Tommy Savitz: It means that the SD Rockers ain't Sudden Death no more!
James Fantastic: We quit. We're not working with people we don't trust.
Two-Ton Tommy: Or people we don't respect.
*The former SD Rockers walk out of the room and shut the door behind them. Meeko looks over to PenWing who suddenly has a very hard look in his eyes. PenWing looks to Meeko, and speaks in a low voice.*
PenWing: This doesn't change the rules. Not for them. Not for Louie Bastardo. And not for Joe Mama.
*The image is replaced the the RDCW logo and "March of the Pigs" by Nine Inch Nails starts playing to the Havoc opening video. The camera cuts to the announce table at ringside, where Mike "The Mouth" Monroe and Madman Marcum are standing by.*
Monroe: Buhgawb! The SDC just blew up in Meeko's face! Can it get any worse?
Marcum: It can! There is no word yet on how long Sammitch will be out! Joe Mama gave him a beating at WarGasms he won't soon forget!
Monroe: And speaking of Joe Mama, he walked out on the Family! I never thought I would see the day!
Marcum: I have no idea what happened! One second everything was fine, and the next, the former Family Enforcer blew up in Louie's face!
Monroe: With the SDC in shambles, is the Family Business far behind?
Marcum: Don't count on it! Louie Bastardo is a genius! The Family will continue to go strong as ever, even without Joe Mama!
Monroe: But can they survive without Balls Nasty? Captain Howdy is looking for revenge tonight as he puts the Hardcore Porn Championship on the line in an ECW Rulez match!
Marcum: Howdy has lost his mind! Balls Nasty should have regained the DCMB Championship at WarGasms! Howdy is just playing right into his hands!
Monroe: What about El Superbeast? He's going one-on-one with Hollywood Hulk Nogan in a table match!
Marcum: El Superbeasto will finish the job he started at WarGasms, and finally put an end to Nogan or Nowhereman or whatever he wants to call himself!
Monroe: If anyone is going to be put to an end tonight, it just might be Punch/Counterpunch! The Dark Lords are fuming after losing the WarGasms match, and Punch/Counterpunch played right into their hands by accepting to face them in a cage match tonight!
Marcum: This is one time I won't argue with you about the Dark Lords. After what happened at WarGasms, only a fool would even think of setting foot in a ring against them! But a steel cage!? That's fucked up!
Monroe: If you thought the show couldn't get better, we've got three tag team matches, and two of them are for titles!
Marcum: Charlie and Howlerama will dismantle the former SD Rockers in their six-man tag match tonight! I can't believe I'm going to say this, but it was a mistake for Jimmy Faboo and his wannabe rock stars to walk out on the SDC! There is strength in numbers, and the Company far out numbers the three of them!
Monroe: I'll agree with that! A challenge has been accepted, and the RDLL championhip match has turned into a four-team brawl for the titles! The winner of this match will face the RDCW World Tag Team Champions on next week's Havoc!
Marcum: The Legbreakers will finally achieve their dream of attaining championship gold this week, and next week, they'll show the Allied Powers what it takes be real champions!
Monroe: But the Allied Powers might not be the team to defend the RDCW World Tag Team titles next week! First, they have to successfully defend against the Unholy Alliance!
Marcum: Just who is this Unholy Alliance? I've never heard of them! This must be another bunch of jobbers MisteJLA decided to bring in to further his ego!
Monroe: We'll find out who they are later tonight! But before that, all hell is going to break loose on this special Wednesday night edition of Havoc, and it starts now!
Captain Howdy (Champ) (83%, 10 Votes)
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Balls Nasty (17%, 2 Votes)
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Charlie / Howler / Highwayman (33%, 4 Votes)
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James Fantastic / Tommy Savitz / Two-Ton Tommy (67%, 8 Votes)
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El Superbeasto (17%, 2 Votes)
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Nowhereman (83%, 10 Votes)
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Dark Lords (83%, 10 Votes)
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Punch / Counterpunch (17%, 2 Votes)
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Los Vatos de Fuego (Champs) (8%, 1 Votes)
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Homeland Security (0%, 0 Votes)
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Los Monstros Azules (25%, 3 Votes)
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Legbreakers (67%, 8 Votes)
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Allied Powers (Champs) (75%, 9 Votes)
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Unholy Alliance (25%, 3 Votes)
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