*Havoc returns from commercial break as the ring is setup for Louie's Lounge. "Ecstasy of Gold" plays as Louie stands with a mic. Grace is behind the bar, polishing glasses. The crowd booes heavily as Louie begins to speak. LB: I know, I know. You've all missed me. While Louie's Lounge has been gone, I've been bombarded with phone calls, emails, text messages, private messages, all sorts of requests from all sorts of people, asking me: When? When will Louie's Lounge return to Tuesday Night Havoc? Well, your wait is over. I didn't want to go on hiatus, but the fact of the matter of is, I've been far too busy lately to do this show.
But now that Wargasms is over, and
Vanguard Atlantis: The Movieis finally going into production out in L. A. I can return to entertaining and enlightening you peons.
My guest this week, is a longtime opponent of the Family Business. He's to some people a legend in this industry. He's a multiple time champion. A former General Manager of RDCW, and a leader of one of the most powerful cliques in RDCW history. He's been a Hellion, he's been a Mystery Man, and lately, he's been hanging out on my turf in Hollywood. He is none other than. . .Nowhereman!
*Louie points to the ring entrance as Metallica's "Creeping Death" begins to play. After a few moments however, the song is replaced by. . .the sound of shattering glass,and what appears to be the song Glass Shatters by Disturbed! Nowhereman walks out wearing a bald wig & a false Van Dyke beard,a black waistcoat & cut down blue jeans!
James White,announces him as Stone Cold Steve Nostin!
Nostin hits the ring and goes to each corner post, giving the two finger salute, before walking over to Louie. LB: Well, well, it's good to finally-
Nostin: What?
LB: I said it's goo-
Nostin: WHAT?!
LB: Are you gonna-
Nostin: WHAT?!!
LB: Listen, you-
Nostin: No, you listen, you piece of shite!
Nostin: You stand there,in your stupid little suit,with your stupid little tie,always flapping your gums about your stupid little family........sounds to my someones asking for an arse whupping!
LB: Hey....
Nostin: Shut up, you meely mouthed piece of shite
Nostin kicks Louie in the gut, hits the stunner,then locks in the Crippler Cuntface! Louie is on the mat, screaming in agony and tapping. El Superbeasto runs down to ringside, but Nostin hits him with a stunner as well! Nostin grabs a stool and cracks it over the Giant Luchadore's head for good measure! Grace begins to walk out from behind the bar, but Nostin gives her a look that makes her pause.
Glass Shatters cues up again as Nostin climbs a ringpost and is tossed a couple of beers. Nostin opens the beers and begins drinking them down! Monroe: BUHGAWB! Nowhereman just laid out Louie and El Superbeasto!
MarcuM: You mean Stone Cold Steve Nostin, don't you?
Monroe: Whoever!
