*The camera fades in from commercial to see JLA and Captain Howdy standing in the middle of the ring wearing their titles. The ring has a table sitting in the center. The two stand impatiently in the center.*



Monroe: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. During the break JLA and Captain Howdy entered the ring. Shortly after, RDCW staff placed that table in front of them.



Marcum: What the hell is going on?



Monroe: I don't know. It's not on my rundown for tonight's show.



Generals gathered in their masses

Just like witches at black masses

Evil minds that plot destruction

Sorcerers of death’s construction



Monroe: It's the Doctor.



Marcum: He's such a scene stealer.



*The Doctor makes his way to the ring. One of the RDCW lawyers is following him with a brief case in his hand. They enter the ring, and the lawyer fishes a stack of papers from the case and hands them to the Doctor. The Doctor then lays them on the table and hands a pen to Howdy, who signs them in several places.*



Monroe: What in the Sam Hell is going on?



*JLA then takes the pen and signs also. The Doctor catches his wrist before the DCMB champ can pocket the pen. The Doctor then calls for a mic.*



Just now, RDCW faithful, we just finished all the necessary paperwork to bring you tonight's main event. The Allied Powers will face The Unholy Alliance for the RDCW Donkey Lovin' Tag Team Championship Belts. As exciting as all that is, none of you even know who the Unholy Alliance is.



Monroe: We sure as hell don't!



Well, I'll tell you; and you'll understand why they are called The Unholy Alliance. JLA's and Howdy's competition tonight are none other than Joe Mama and Penwing.



Marcum: Holy Hell!



Not only that, at JLA's insistence I've added the stipulation that if either one of them is pinned tonight, he'll lose his title to the man who does it.



Monroe: Buhgawd!



*JLA is grinning real hard.*



But, in order to get the Unholy Alliance to sign on for this match, I had to add another speculation.



*JLA stops grinning. The audience can see him ask 'What?'*



Joe and Pen made very good arguments that if they have to put aside their differences and put their belts on the line, then it's only fair for Howdy and JLA to do the same. Now, that's a damn good argument. One that I could not possible deny. So, for that reason, I had the RDCW law team add that stipulation to the contract that JLA and Howdy just signed. And don't worry, JLA, about anyone backing out of the match now. I made sure to get PenWing's and Joe Mama's signatures before we came out here. So no matter what, someone's losing a title tonight.



*War Pigs blares over the speakers and the Doctor leaves the ring and heads up the ramp to the back.*

whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."