Hardcore Rules Title Match: Captain Howdy versus Balls Nasty
This match was over almost before it began. Balls Nasty had barely made it to the ring when Captain Howdy came seemingly from nowhere and hit him with a fire extinguisher. After a few shots with the foreign object, Captain Howdy blasted the contents into his opponent’s face – blinding him – and then used his favorite weapons to batter Balls Nasty into unconsciousness to get the pin and retain his Hardcore Porn Title.
6 Man Tag: Charlie and Howlerama versus The Tuesday Night Rockers
After a long, hard fought match, Charlie thought he had the win with a Tower of London on James Fantastic, but the ref was correct to point out that James was not the legal man. That's when the legal man, Two-Ton Tommy, finally reentered the ring after he and Tommy Savitz subdued Howlerama. Tow-Ton Tommy grabbed Charlie in a bear hug and Tommy Savitz hit the devastating clothesline for the Tuesday Night Spectacular. Two-Ton Tommy then covered Charlie for the pin.
Table Match: El Superbeasto versus Nowhereman
It wasn't pretty, but being the ugly cunt he is, no one expected Stone Cold Steve Nostin's win to be a work of art. El Superbeasto had already set up a table outside the ring when Nostin came out. The two brawled in the ring and it looked like the giant Luchador was about to win with a choke slam. Somehow, Nostin managed to free himself with an in-air Cunt Fu Kick. A Fucking Cuntline later, and it was El Superbeasto breaking the table. As Broken Glass started playing, Nostin walked up to El Superbeasto and gave him a stunner just for good measure before walking to the back.
Cage Match: Dark Lords versus Punch/Counterpunch
In the starting minutes, this match was an evenly matched brawl. However, the Dark Lords were able to take control, whipping the brothers into each other in the middle of the ring. Grimm made a motion with his hands, and then picked up Bibbo. Darth picked up I-Man. Together, the Dark Lords threw the brothers into the steel cage. They followed that up with monstrous spears, causing that side of the cage to break away and fall to the ground. With Punch/Counterpunch laid out on top of the fallen cage wall, the Dark Lords were able to walk over them and onto the ramp. The bell rang, declaring them the winners, but the Dark Lords just kept walking apathetically as Chesty Lerou escorted them to the back.
Fatal Four-Way for the RDLL Tag Team Titles
As the bell sounded, Los Vatos de Fuego went after Homeland Security to avenge wrongs committed at the RDLL show. This battle spilled out of the ring and up the ramp, allowing the Legbreakers to seize their moment and blindside Los Monstros Azules. By utilizing Stupid Doog’s brawling and Winged Creature’s high-flying maneuvers simultaneously, the Legbreakers were able to secure the advantage, Take Out The Trash, and gain the match victory over Los Monstros Azules. After the bell sounded the Legbreakers turned their attention on their remaining opponents and sent a clear message of intent to the Allied Powers.
