Backstage, The Crotch is interviewing Spandex Monkey Man.
Crotch: Las time we saw you, SPAMM, you'd just be beaten over the head by Big Fat Elvis, Ariel's new bodyguard. What have you got to say about that?
SPAMM: All I have to say is this: SPANDEX MONKEY MAAAAAAAAN!!
Crotch: Er...okay. What about your match against Two Ton Tommy tonight?
SPAMM: Since I lost my lightweight belt, I'll admit I've lost focus. So, to combat this, I've decided to go back to basics and pick a fight with a guy twice my size and twice my bodyweight! And there's something else...
Crotch: And what might that be?
SPAMM: Charlie's started throwing around phrases like 'Extreme' and 'Hardcore', and Fantastic joined in last week as well. Let me tell you, there's only two lightweight wrestlers in RDCW who have any RIGHT to talk about Extreme Wrestling. One's Johnny Evil, and the other is me. OOK OOK ACK EEK!
Crotch starts to back away as SPAMM breaks into a full routine of his Monkey Guy moves, including a rather bizarre dance. Just as Crotch is about to blot, SPAMM grabs the mic
SPAMM: Two-Ton Tommy, Jimmy Fantastic, They say a Leopard chaneges it's spot, and neither does a Bastardo. I don't trust you, and I don't trust Penwing for trusting you! Step outta line, just once, and I'll crush you the way I crushed Johnny Evil to take the title! SPANDEX MONKEY MAAAAAN!
