*The Crotch is standing next to Lor backstage.*

Crotch: Lor, after your loss at WarGasms, I gotta ask, is your bark bigger than your bite?

*Lor doesn't bother glancing at the Crotch as she kicks him in the groin. This time, a 'clunk' is heard, as the Crotch is wearing a cup.*

Crotch: I figured you'd try that again.

Lor: <giggles> How about this?

*Lor stomps on the Crotch's foot, causing him to yelp in pain. As the crotch lowers his head, Lor leaps up, grabs it, and executes Punch & Judy. With the Crotch knocked out, Lor bends down and picks up the mic.*

Lor: Meeko, hunny, you may not want to admit your mistake in bringing me here, but deep down, you know it was just that. A big mistake! I will OWN the women's division! It doesn't matter how many of you I have to go through before I get my one-on-one title shot. I will get it, and I will win the Boobie Belt. And you, <points to the camara> Sneaky Bunny, when I do strip you of your precious title, I'll see to it you won't be capable of a rematch for a long, super long time.

*Lor throws down the mic and seductively walks off. The camera cuts to ringside.*

Monroe: Buhbawb! Lor is insane!

Marcum: At least we finally get to see justice tonight when the lone she-wolf pays Meeko back for brining her here!

Monroe: You won't be this happy when it's Sneaky Bunny taking in Punch & Judy!

Marcum: You're always worrying about the Bastardo's, Mouth. Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all.

Monroe: Uh...thanks, Madman. We'll be right back.

Last edited by Mike The Mouth Monroe; 2005-08-17 10:22 PM.

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