*On the Cheese-O-Tron, PenWing is seen entering the Cheesedome from the parking lot. The crowd cheers as Chesty Lerou runs up to him, mic in hand.*

Chesty: PenWing, any thoughts on your loss last week that cost Joe Mama the Inter-Cunt-Inental Title?

PenWing: Unfortunately, things didn't got quite as planned. I thought we had that match well in hand, but the way things unfolded, we actually played right into the Allied Powers hands.

Chesty: By events, do you mean your not coming out together to the same entrance music?

*PenWing has a look of confusion on his face.*

PenWing: What?

Chesty: In an interview just before you arrived, Joe said you were supposed to go out to the ring with his music, and leave with yours. He said you left him out there in a handicapped situation.

PenWing: Huh. Well, I guess that goes to show that anyone can learn to whine like Louie Bastardo if they stick around him too long. Fact is, Joe wanted to go out first. I was told to wait for my music to hit by one of the stagehands, so I did. As for the end of the match, we had agreed that we would leave to the winner's music.

But all of this is irrelavant. Joe let JLA get the better of him when he started celebrating in the ring after his minor confrontation with Charlie. There is no celebration until the match is won. Joe kinda got lost in the moment, and JLA gave him a wake-up call.

Chesty: Speaking of waking up, last week, you had to wake up to a new SDC, one without the Tuesday Night Rockers. This week, you face James Fantastic in a one-on-one match. How will you approach this match against your former ally?

PenWing: It's time James learned a harsh lesson in reality. He talks about how Snarf was about to tap out of the Sharpshooter. He talks about how the match was won. The truth is, Snarf may be a whiney bastard, but he's still one of the toughest wrestlers I have ever faced in the ring. If I say he still had something left, even with the Sharpshooter locked in, then he still had something left.

Tonight, I'm going to conduct a little experiment on James. I'm going to lock him into the Sharpshooter, and he's going to have two options. Option A, he can tap out, just like he said Snarf was about to do. Option B, he can pass out, which is what Snarf was most likely going to do. Snarf passing out was not going to win the WarGasms match. With so much goining on, I highly doubt the ref would have called the match just because someone passed out. Someone needed to quit. Tonight, we'll see just how fantastic James is. Will he pass out, or will he tap out?

*PenWing looks directly into the camera.*

Tonight, Mr. Fantastic, we'll see how quickly you quit.

*PenWing walks towards his locker room.*

Chesty: Will James Fantastic tap out tonight, or will it be PenWing who gets a rude awakening when he faces his former ally? Back to ringside with Monroe and Marcum.


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