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Ouch.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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The one across my shoulders is the one I felt the most,but I still wouldnt say it was painful!
I thought the spine bit would have hurt most,but I think I felt it most on the shoulder blade he started on.
By the time he reached the spine & the other shoulder,I had grown accustomed to it I spose!

I'd say it felt like scratching of a sort!

I would post my tatts here again,but this topic is about women!

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ooooh! macho man! LOL



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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"Ohhh yeah!"

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Ok, unfortunately, the only song going through my head right now is "Macho Macho Man" by the YMCA guys....



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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"Ohhh yeah!"





Who dat?



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Macho Man Randy Savage!

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Ah.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Jeeeeeeeeesus. You live under a rock or something, Gomez???


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Somewhere Leaping Lanny Poffo is crying!

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What are you gonna get? If you do get one, send a pic when it all nice and healed...



well and buddy andi have been workin' on the idea. i'd like the flaming batman symbol
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but eh, we both said that hte solid batck is a bit much. so he might just do the eblem outlien and the flames. eh, or i'm going with a modestly size comic batman. eh. puh. eh.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'd go with a melting map of alaska.


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Those flames will need to be a darker blue to really show!
While white is available as a tatt colour,its doesnt show that well.

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Jeeeeeeeeesus. You live under a rock or something, Gomez??






What do you want from me? I don't pay attention to this shit!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Those flames will need to be a darker blue to really show!
While white is available as a tatt colour,its doesnt show that well.



twas already calculated.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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What are you gonna get? If you do get one, send a pic when it all nice and healed...



well and buddy andi have been workin' on the idea. i'd like the flaming batman symbol
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but eh, we both said that hte solid batck is a bit much. so he might just do the eblem outlien and the flames. eh, or i'm going with a modestly size comic batman. eh. puh. eh.




That's sweet - I've seen that sorta signal on t-shirts. If they could do something that small and still have it look cool its gonna be purdy...

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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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All I am is a piece of meat to you, Kwink! The only opening you never use around me is your earhole...


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Somewhere Leaping Lanny Poffo is crying!





ummmmm....sorry...?



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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All I am is a piece of meat to you, Kwink! The only opening you never use around me is your earhole...





Yes, but you're tasty!



Mmmmm....meat....



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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i told you, she'll only do that with the sailor suit. gum up the works mate.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Tattoos are for people who like tattoos. Not into a fad. Which is probably why many people get them. Unlike , say a nowhereman who thinks of it as art and expression, or he just loves the shit out of them.

That said, I personally don't want to date a girl with a tattoo. But if she was hot enough I could care fucking less. Plus, hopefully she had a reason to get it other than "I thought it would look cool." or "All the other sorority girls were getting them."


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I remember when there were some pictures of Britney Spears with a tatt,and someone said "Great,now all the little schoolgirls are gonna want one!"
Sadly thats so fucking true.
Not wanting a tattoo because they like em,but wanting a tattoo because its the thing to do!
These are the people who will regret it years later!

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My sister has a bunch of them, as does my brother. I don't for the simple reason that there's nothing I've ever wanted that I thought I'd still want in two years, much less twenty or fifty or the rest of my life. My siblings got them because they wantd them and are happy with what they got - more power to 'em. I think if you get one or several because you want one or you like that type of art/expression, then good for you. But there are too many people out there you think they want one and regret it almost instantly, mostly because they got pressured into getting one or because of the aforementioned "fad" that it can be.

As a side story, one of my sister's friends got one (either during her pregnancy or just after delivery) of a butterfly with her daughter's name beneath it. Because she's a close friend of my family's, and because in my heart I'm a mean bastard, I asked her if she realized that her skin would stretch as she got older, and that certain body parts would sag in the process. Before I left the room, and spared myself the beating that was sure to come, I asked her how she'd feel when she woke up one morning and realized that her sweet butterfly had morphed into Rodan. She thought it was funny until my sister told her who Rodan is.


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I remember when there were some pictures of Britney Spears with a tatt,and someone said "Great,now all the little schoolgirls are gonna want one!"
Sadly thats so fucking true.




About five years ago, there was this seventeen-year-old knockout hostess at the resteraunt where I worked who had a tattoo of an angel on her lower back. God that was torture! I couldn't help but wonder what kind of father would allow his daughter to become jailbait for pervy fraternity guys like me.


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I'd love to coat that angel tat with man-chowder.


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Why crazy glue her asscrack when you leave the breasteses exposed and spooge-free?

I have a friend who's a little tattoo crazy: She has a 3/4 sleeve on her right arm starring Betty Page; two little tats of I think a Hibiscus-type flower on her left hip and a Dove outline on her right; a BIG lower back tat of intricate design; and a rose on each foot [not the ankles], one black and one red.

Of course, she hates them all. They ain't all that bad. Besides, she's probably saying that 'cause she's pregnant.


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There's one I've always wanted but will never get (eyeball on the palm of my hand). Other than that, if not going all the way for sleeves or something, one or two tattoos are dumb on ANYone.


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*phew*


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There's one I've always wanted but will never get (eyeball on the palm of my hand). Other than that, if not going all the way for sleeves or something, one or two tattoos are dumb on ANYone.



Thank god I have five then!

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why care what I think? we're both scary.


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"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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It's all a front. You're a pussycat.


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so's he apparently


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Poor TK!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Why crazy glue her asscrack when you leave the breasteses exposed and spooge-free?

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NO, I'm not the daddy. Bastards.




Also, I'm not sure if you realize this but your aiming at the wrong place.


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I know I know...

Always aim for the face.


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Thats explains why the pages are always stuck together!

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