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but...fat fetuses are tasty.




It would also make sense 'cause elephants are "known" as fat arses (quotation marks because I have yet to see a photo of an elephant that is not tons of solid muscle).


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Put it right under your special spot, on your upper leg. You could even have the umbilical cord connecting it.




No way in hell would I survive tattooing somewhere so sensitive.


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Put it right under your special spot, on your upper leg. You could even have the umbilical cord connecting it.




No way in hell would I survive tattooing somewhere so sensitive.



putting a needle through it didn't hurt too bad....

grow some new balls!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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uh... no! I already have trouble putting on my pants.


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pwease honey bump?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I got it! Pics will soon follow.


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Nowhereman said:
I will say that while DK doesnt have the darkest skin in the world,tattoos should be picked even more carefully by anyone who does have darker skin,as some colours & detail is harder to see!
I have seen black guys with what could be great looking tattoos,that just look wrong because they have picked a design with colours that do not show properly or just blend into eachother.
As I have said before,a lot of thought needs to go into getting a tattoo,and all sorts of things need to be considered.




I have observed this, as well.

I guess I am old fashioned. I prefer that a girl not have tattoos unless the tattoo is small and is something pretty like a bird or something from nature.

I don't think I could get a tattoo, myself. I never really wanted one. I admire the intricate and beautiful ones on others, though.

I'd prefer a partner not to have one.


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Beards, I thought you didn't LIKE girls.

PICCIES:
http://pics.livejournal.com/bluepickle/gallery/000054t8

give us a break, the arm's pretty swollen today.


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Looks good.


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it doesn't look like a elephant nor a fetus.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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no, it doesn't! Very perceptive Sneaks! Tell your eye doctor "Good job!"


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when i say "look" i mean feel
when i say "feel" i mean "masturbate"
when i say "masturbate" i mean "tickling my potty"


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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