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I've never looked at a girl and said, "You know, she would look better with a tattoo."

I've looked at many girls and said, "You know, she would look a lot better without that tattoo."

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However I have said, "Man, that tat on that chick is hot as fuck."


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Well, you're one of the weird ones.

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Thats not in dispute. But even as a Women's forum's mod I have reservations on trusting your judgement on what makes a woman hot.


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Lesson: If you want a tattoo, get it. If someone won't love you because you have a damn tattoo, you don't want to be with them anyhow so why bother fucking them?

Would you refuse to date someone who was bit by a dog as a kid and had deep suture scars on her arm? Would you look past it if you liked who she was?


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Bless you, Uschi.


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Lesson: If you want a tattoo, get it. If someone won't love you because you have a damn tattoo, you don't want to be with them anyhow so why bother fucking them?

Would you refuse to date someone who was bit by a dog as a kid and had deep suture scars on her arm? Would you look past it if you liked who she was?



I love you Uschi!


































Despite the fact you was dropped on your face at birth!

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Would you refuse to date someone who was bit by a dog as a kid and had deep suture scars on her arm? Would you look past it if you liked who she was?




Depends. Just how bad is the wound? Are we talking just a scar and stitch-marks, like I have on my right forearm from an accident when I was a kid? Or are we talking about less of a wound and more of a gaping maw on her arm? Can I see bone, muscle and tissue? Does it ooze blood and pus? How is she in bed? Uschi, are YOU this girl?



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Tattoos are kewl! Look, even Llance got some ink done!:


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Lesson: If you want a tattoo, get it. If someone won't love you because you have a damn tattoo, you don't want to be with them anyhow so why bother fucking them?

Would you refuse to date someone who was bit by a dog as a kid and had deep suture scars on her arm? Would you look past it if you liked who she was?




Uschi is wise.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Lesson: If you want a tattoo, get it. If someone won't love you because you have a damn tattoo, you don't want to be with them anyhow so why bother fucking them?

Would you refuse to date someone who was bit by a dog as a kid and had deep suture scars on her arm? Would you look past it if you liked who she was?




I actually dated a girl that was bitten by a dog on her eye..she had ascar right under her eye.not that bad, but otheriwse..hottest girl I ever dated...


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Lesson: If you want a tattoo, get it. If someone won't love you because you have a damn tattoo, you don't want to be with them anyhow so why bother fucking them?

Would you refuse to date someone who was bit by a dog as a kid and had deep suture scars on her arm? Would you look past it if you liked who she was?




Uschi is wise.





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Tattoos are kewl! Look, even Llance got some ink done!:





That aint LLance!






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That's fucked up, hommes.


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On any normal day, I probably wouldn't give her two winks of my eye and she the same. But if she's putting the moves on me and I double or triple-bag my dick.... I'm hitting it son. 'Cause TK don't discriminate. Drunken inked out punk chicks need luvin' too.


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Would you refuse to date someone who was bit by a dog as a kid and had deep suture scars on her arm? Would you look past it if you liked who she was?




Depends. Just how bad is the wound? Are we talking just a scar and stitch-marks, like I have on my right forearm from an accident when I was a kid? Or are we talking about less of a wound and more of a gaping maw on her arm? Can I see bone, muscle and tissue? Does it ooze blood and pus? How is she in bed? Uschi, are YOU this girl?






Actually I was thinking of my sister's husband's stepdad's stepdaughter (once more removed from Pete - bro-in-law). She's an attractive girl. When she was five she was attacked by a pitbull and over the next fifteen years got lots of surgery to try and fix her arm. Her left arm still looks pretty chewed up (although all is scar skin-colored... just lumpy weird skin) but everything else is normal.


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Lesson: If you want a tattoo, get it. If someone won't love you because you have a damn tattoo, you don't want to be with them anyhow so why bother fucking them?

Would you refuse to date someone who was bit by a dog as a kid and had deep suture scars on her arm? Would you look past it if you liked who she was?




Uschi is wise.











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Lesson: If you want a tattoo, get it. If someone won't love you because you have a damn tattoo, you don't want to be with them anyhow so why bother fucking them?

Would you refuse to date someone who was bit by a dog as a kid and had deep suture scars on her arm? Would you look past it if you liked who she was?




Uschi is wise.















Wise and cute!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Could you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove!

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Ha ha ha! It says "I choo-choo-choose you!" and it's got a picture of a train!

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It smells like hotdogs!

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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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don't worry sug, its just the coke.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Phew! I was starting to worry!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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See the last one in the left hand column? It reads "imi" and means "meaning" in Japanese. I speak the language, and "Imie" happens to be the name of my oldest girl (we chose the name because of the Japanese translation).

Been meaning to get the ink done for 3 years now, but only in an Asian country as I don't trust Westerners to write it properly. Last time I was in Hong Kong 6 weeks ago I was going to do it, but I was worried about blood clots and flying (I was only in town for 2 days).


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That's actually very sweet, Dave. What about your other daughter's name? Does it mean something in Japanese too?

Unfortunatley, getting Chinese/Japanese, etc. letters has been a trend here for a while. I've read articles where Asian tattoo artists hate that people are co-opting (sp?) their culture and images, so that when some trendy guy/girl comes in and asks for a letter meaning one thing, these tattoo artists are inking them with letters that actually mean something else (usually something derogatory).



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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On any normal day, I probably wouldn't give her two winks of my eye and she the same. But if she's putting the moves on me and I double or triple-bag my dick.... I'm hitting it son. 'Cause TK don't discriminate. Drunken inked out punk chicks need luvin' too.




Ain't that the truth.

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heh, 's forgot about this thread

...i should take pics sometime.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Uh oh vulva pic cumming. . .


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i sorry, but no one can resist "llance heart i " on their thigh!

...but no, working on the batmman begins emblem with some UV flames.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I've got a tattoo planned fer meself. It's all nerdy and stuff, it'll be way cool.


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we told you not to get "rkmbs" on your tits.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Nah, it's gonna be on my arm and it's gonna be the elephant fetus.

(oh shit, I might just DO that!)

It's based on my fascination with black holes, particularly Cygnus X-1 (the first "proven" black hole), and incorporates the Cygnus (Swan) constallation where the black hole is "located." I'll probably also put in a nebula of some sort to keep it colorful.


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ah neat!

...heh...fetus...that'd be neat in the UV ink...


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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If I do it, it'll have to be somewhere concealable. My family would FREAK.


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tis a funny idea that i don't have the balls to do.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'd do it on my stomach for effect, but I'm a chunky monkey and that'd be gross. Maybe over my spine just below where shirt collars lay.


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but...fat fetuses are tasty.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Put it right under your special spot, on your upper leg. You could even have the umbilical cord connecting it.


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