gr8massages4u2000: I'm sitting across from you and you catch me staring at your legs gr8massages4u2000: you start to see a bulge growing in my shorts runswithscissors54: i tell you that you better get that checked out, it could be cancer. gr8massages4u2000: looking around...what is? runswithscissors54: umm duh, the growing thinger. gr8massages4u2000: I look down and put my hands in my lap to hide it...ummm...sorry runswithscissors54: what? it's just cancer, you shouldn't be sorry. runswithscissors54: you know what should be sorry? global warming. all those uv rays, no wonder you've got cancer.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
