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Starts off,unsurprisingly,with a montage of Summerslams RAW matches!
Out comes HBGay (please,not another "Show starts with 2 hour HBGay speech!")
HBGay starts going on about last nights match!
He says that Hogan is gone,but he's still here!
He is interupted by Chris Masterbator!
Masterbator calls HBGay old!
HBGay says some of his usual stuff!
This exchange is quite crap really,I'm glad Masterbator hit him!
But of course HBGay has to get the upper hand!
So have we already forgotten about the Masterbator/Big Show feud?
Carlitos Cabana tonight will feature the return of Grand Wizard Flair!
Y2J is talking with Bisch!
Bisch says that Y2J deserves to be champ!
He says he there will be a rematch tonight,and not only will it be a title match,it will also be a "you're fired" match.
Of course the plan is for Cena to lose,but we all know Jericho wants time off,so you can pick your winner now!
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this is awful.
hbk is face. then heel. then face at the end of the ppv. then heel at the beginning of raw. then... face after kronik'05?
i'm flipping to nitro!
(though i'd like to see a buildup for angle/cena!)
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Kurt Angle & Shelton Benjamin are up next!
This should be a good match,but play by play will be tough!
Some good actual wrestling so far,with some Benjamin athletics thrown in for good measure!
Fuck,that was fantastic!
Benjamin just somersaulted out of an Angle belly to back suplex!
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hm.
nitro was awful tonight.
but this is a fun match!!
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Back & Angle has the upper hand after the break,despite being knocked over the ropes before the ad!
Audience reaction is once again showing the true fan feelings,with Angle getting most of the support!
Benjamin is getting better pops than Eugene,but Angle is just huge!
Angle attempts the ankle lock & the fans go mad!
Running belly to belly from the top rope from Angle,and once again the fans are on their feet!
Nice reversal of an Angle slam into a DDT from Benjamin!
Ankle lock is "locked" in,the fans go wild,and Benjamin has to tap out!
Brilliant match!
Simply brilliant!
Angle goes outside the ring & grabs a chair!
He sets it up in the ring,climbs on it & gets the ref to put the gold medal round his neck like at the Olypmics (just like he did at SS last nite).
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angle/benjamin
frickin great match. crowd was all hyper, which was cool to hear.
im a little disappointed that masterpiece got mic time and angle didn't, but... that was such a good match, ill let it pass.
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nitro was awful tonight.
Just wait until Bischoff buys WCW!
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that joke didn't work the first time, but best of luck to you!
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The Y2J gets fired thing could work if say there's interference from Bischoff or (better yet) Triple H. That way, Jericho can come back as a face.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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PC froze,so gotta play catch up!
Sorry bout the lack of detail!
Kerwyn White shoots a racist promo!
Shitsky smells dumb blondes feet!
Show calls him a pervert!
Shitsky says he has him all wrong!
Dumb blonde asks Show what a pervert is!
Matt Hardy walks down a corridor!
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Matt Hardy & Rob Conway have a match,which is not good for Matt considering Conways current push!
Edge & Chita join the commentary team!
Conway beats Hardy!
Edge goes to the ring & hits Hardy,Hardy wakes up & hits him back!
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The Y2J gets fired thing could work if say there's interference from Bischoff or (better yet) Triple H. That way, Jericho can come back as a face.
And why would they help Cena?
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This is the greatest RAW review ever!
2,000 points!
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Its time for Carlitos Cabana!
Carlito welcomes Flair to the Cabana!
Flair welcomes Carlitos Cabana to Flair country!
Carlito asks Flair about all the "Woooo" stuff,then tries it himself!
Carlito says Wooo is not cool!
Carlito says he remembers Flairs battles with his father!
Carlito says that his father said Flair was crap,and now he is in the ring with him,he agrees!
Carlito points out that winning the world title 16 times,means he lost it 16 times as well!
Carlito says he himself is a one time IC champ as nobody has beaten him for it,and Flair has never won it!
He says Flair isnt cool!
Flair says he aint cool,he says he is the nature boy Ric Flair,and does his limousine riding speech!
He says all the women say one thing to him "All night long!"
Carlito spits an apple at Flair so Flair gives him a thimb to the eye & beats on him!
Lots of Flair chops follow!
Flair ends by dropping an elbow on his own jacket for some reason!
Carlito runs away!
Something tells me this will be a one off face appearance,unless he has an IC shot,as he will return to being HHHs butt monkey when he returns next month!
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This is the greatest RAW review ever!
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flair's elbow drop to nowhere!!!
i am watching nitro!
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Big Show makes his way to the ring!
Shitsky comes out!
Show hits Shitsky a few times!
Show has more hair this week,so he is prolly bored with bald!
Show keeps hitting Shitsky!
Outside the ring,Shitsky gets in a few hits then Show runs into the ring post shoulder first!
Back in the ring Shitsky hits Show!
Shitsky kicks Show in the face twice & knocks him down!
Shitsky tries for a suplex,fails & gets hit with one instead!
Show knocks Shitsky down a few times!
Show knocks Shitsky over the top rope & Shitsky runs off up the ramp!
The ref counts Shitsky out!
Bisch bumps into a hooded man carrying the WWE title!
He talks to him from behind.
Its Cena & he is wearing earphones (prolly listening to his own crappy CD where he sings about two lines).
He says something inane to Bisch!
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it was good to see the nature boy actually do something, instead of being triple cheeseburger's 'virgil'
mebbe a new goal for the intercontinental belt?
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Promo for a new hick tag team!
Lance Cade?
I thought his name was Garrison Cade!
The overweight guy says some very gay stuff!
Torrie comes out with Candice Michelle (since when are these two on Raw?)
Apparently they have been traded to Raw!
Candice Michelle should not be allowed to use a mic!
They introduce Ashley,the winner of this years skank search!
Ashley says some stuff!
I fully expect an attack from someone like Victoria or Trish!
Torrie kicks Ashley,then Candice hits her as well!
Looks like they have turned heel............whoop de friggin doo!
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Another SS video montage!
Constantly hawking a PPV after its over,thats a new!
Not only that,but they have yet to mention the next PPV,which I am sure is a Raw one!
Get rid or Lawler & JR,and let Coach do all the commentary on his own!
Four eyes interviews Jericho!
Jericho says stuff about Cena being unemployed!
Bisch comes out with security!
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Jericho makes his way to the ring!
Now thinking about what Snarf said,I dont see how HHH could fit into this,but I think the idea of Bisch could work if maybe Bisch wanted to teach Jericho a lesson for failing him time & time again!
I still think its a long shot as that would mean helping Cena,but thats the only way I could see that angle working!
The other thing is,since when do WWE need an angle to change a returning superstars allegiance?
Cena comes out!
They get in eachothers faces!
Jericho slaps Cena so Cena mounts him!
Bisch interferes by grabbing Cenas leg!
Well the RAW audience seems to be behind Cena,unlike the SS crowd!
More proof that PPV audiences have more intelligence,which is prolly the reason they can afford the more expensive tickets!
Y2J beats on Cena but misses a move & flies over the turnbuckle to the outside!
Cena throws him back in the ring,but Bisch grabs Cena!
Bisch low blows Cena!
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Lance Cade is his actual name. Opens up a whole new territory for LLance references.
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What a look on Cena's face "OW!! My shrunken nads!!"
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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Torrie comes out with Candice Michelle (since when are these two on Raw?)
http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/082205trade
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Get rid or Lawler & JR,and let Coach do all the commentary on his own!
http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/coachwwe
...y'learn nothing by actually watching the shows.
...like... if bischoff hates cena so much, and wants the belt off him so bad... why doesn't he just remove it from him? or fire him?
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see, like that.
except with cena.
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What a shit match...and the ending...double-shit.
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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(though i'd like to see a buildup for angle/cena!)
yaaaaaaaaay!
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Back from the break & Jericho has the upper hand!
Then Cena does a move!
Jericho quickly retaliates!
Jericho hits some hard kicks to Cenas ribs!
Jericho has made comments that he was one of the few people behind Cena in the early days,but he seems to really work stiff when he is in the ring with him!
I think he hates him really!
More kicks from Jericho,a roll up from Cena & a kick out from Jericho!
Clothesline from Jericho!
Jericho takes Cena to the top turn buckle but Cena stops the suplex & throws Y2J face first into the canvas!
Cena tries for a crossbody from the top rope but Y2J gets out of the way!
Reverse chinlock from Jericho,but Cena gets out!
They trade punches until Cena hits a shoulder block!
Cena now has the upper hand...........until he runs into Jerichos boot!
Cena tries for an FU but Jericho hits him in the head!
Jericho locks in the walls of Jeircho & as Cena goes for the ropes,Bisch pulls them away!
Jericho pulls him back into the centre of the ring!
Cena struggles to the ropes again,but this time grabs them!
Jericho argues with the ref,then runs straight into an FU (although Cenas legs do buckle a few times).
After the FU Cena struggles to get the pin,but Bisch saves the day by putting Jerichos leg on the bottom rope!
Bisch passed Jericho some brass knucks!
Jericho hits Cena with them!
Jericho takes ages to get the pin so of course Cena kicks out......twice!
Bisch argues with the ref while Jericho hits Cena!
Cena catapults Jericho into Bisch,knocking him off the apron!
Cena then hits the FU & gets the win!
Once again we see that the guy with all the talent who actually carried the match,is the loser!
Bisch calls Jericho a son of a bitch for not getting it done,and tells Jericho he is fired!
Jericho begs.......thats pure bullshit!
Bisch calls in the security!
Jericho should not be begging like this,its totally out of charcter!
The moronic RAW crowd do the Hey hey hey goodbye chant!
Angle comes outta nowhere & whups Cenas arse!
Bisch is very happy!
Angle is a wrestling god!
Bisch says that Angle is the no.1 contender!
End of show!
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The problem with Bisch firing Cena or stripping him (of the title!) is that his character is subservient to Vince. Mcmahon Ex Machina can simply show up the following week and reverse the decision.
For Bisch (the character) to be truly effective, he must be seen to have real power over the show (like his character on Nitro) and not simply be seen as Vince's. . .bisch.
Y'know, things that WWE doesn't seem to understand anymore.
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Jericho's fired? That's OK, he'll be back in 2 months. Sincerely, The Macho Man, Ric Flair, Dusty Rhodes, and everyone else whoever lost a "retirement" match. 
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Well, it sounds like this week's RAW was much better than last week's. Guess I'll stay up and watch it tonight. 50 minutes and counting for me 
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Torrie comes out with Candice Michelle (since when are these two on Raw?)
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Get rid or Lawler & JR,and let Coach do all the commentary on his own!
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...y'learn nothing by actually watching the shows.
...like... if bischoff hates cena so much, and wants the belt off him so bad... why doesn't he just remove it from him? or fire him?
Well thats just great isnt it!
Set up a couple of angles,then destroy them by transferring people to different shows!
Both Stacy & Skanky were actually in the middle of angles!
Stacy was part of the Rosey/Hurricane tag team & was just in the middle of an angle with Victoria!
Skanky had also only just started working with Eugene (his character is definitley fucked now that both Skanky & Regal are gone from his corner).
This also means that Ashley (if she is to be a big character) is pretty much the only female face on RAW,not including people such as Lillian & dumb blonde!
I can only assume that maybe Trish will return as a face!
As for Coach,that doesnt help us right now does it?
I want them gone now,not in a few years!
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The problem with Bisch firing Cena or stripping him (of the title!) is that his character is subservient to Vince. Mcmahon Ex Machina can simply show up the following week and reverse the decision.
For Bisch (the character) to be truly effective, he must be seen to have real power over the show (like his character on Nitro) and not simply be seen as Vince's. . .bisch.
Y'know, things that WWE doesn't seem to understand anymore.
All thats fine & dandy,but I didnt see Vince giving Cena the US title back when Angle stripped him of it on Smackdown!
We all know WWE isnt about logic,so just because Vince has interferred in Bisch's business before,does not mean he will everytime!
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Jericho's fired? That's OK, he'll be back in 2 months.
Sincerely,
The Macho Man, Ric Flair, Dusty Rhodes, and everyone else whoever lost a "retirement" match.
He can go to Smackdown and be underused over there.
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Yeah. That's why I loved how the dipshit announcers were making such a big deal about the conditions of the match.
Did anyone watching *really* think that someone was going to lose thier job over the match?
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Jericho's fired? That's OK, he'll be back in 2 months.
Sincerely,
The Macho Man, Ric Flair, Dusty Rhodes, and everyone else whoever lost a "retirement" match.
He didnt retire,he was fired.
That means it wasnt his choice,so if he does come back,it wont be seen as him backtracking.
The plan has always been that he will take off a few months to tour with Fozzy,so yes,he will be back in a few months unless he & WWE decide not to renew his contract!
Dont forget also,with the brand extension,he could always be rehired by Smackdown.
Also,like Grimm alluded to earlier,Vince has ultimate power,so in two or three months we could just see Vince rehire him on RAW anyway!
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