Monroe: Folks, we are just days away from SummerScam, and the card tonight will blow you away!
Marcum: And he means it! We've got two Boobie Belt division matches tonight!
Monroe: We've got Lucha Libre, Hardcore Porn, Handicapped, Inter-gender, knock your socks off action, and the Bastardo Lumberjack Match!
Marcum: This is the end of Joe Mama! There is no way he will be facing PenWing at SummerScam after tonight!
Monroe: Don't go anywhere, the Havoc starts now!