*Chesty Lerou is standing in the ring, wearing a black bustier and a flowing black skirt. She is holding a mic.
Chesty: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time I would like to introduce from Rob's Damn Lucha Libre, Senor Muerte!
"Dio De Los Muertes" plays as Muerte heads to the ring in his skeleton costume, handing out sugar skull candies to members of the audience. He steps into the ring and stands next to Chesty.
Chesty: Morte, last month at Worlds in Collision, we saw you compete for the RDLL title. You were the last man in the ring and submitted to PenWing's Sharpshooter. What is your reason for being here tonight in a lucha match against El Superbeasto?
Muerte: Candy?
Muerte hands Chesty a sugar skull.
Chesty: Uhh, thanks. Your match tonight?
Muerte: Last month, the world watched as PenWing and I had a spectacular match. I was the number one contender for the RDLL championship which as you know was unified with the Big Cheese title. I should have won the title from Juan Diablo last month. But PenWing was the better man that night. It is my hope that tonight when I defeat El Superbeasto, Senor Kamphausen will see fit to give me my due and a match against PenWing.
Chesty begins to respond but before she can do so, music cues up and it's Del Castillo's "Back From the Grave" as El Superbeasto, the Giant Luchadore makes his way down to the ring. Superbeasto steps into the ring over the top rope and heads over to Muerte.
Superbeasto: Defeat me? Defeat me?! Superbeasto is mightiest of all luchadores! You are pathetic! You will not defeat me!
Superbeasto grabs Muerte and delivers multiple Giant Headbutts to him, before delivering the Chokeslam to Oblivion. Muerte writhes on the mat, as officials run down to ringside to check on him. Superbeasto notices Chesty in the ring, trembling.
Superbeasto: Bonita. Come to Superbeasto.
Chesty backs into one of the corners, a look of fear on her face. She is saying "No. No."
Superbeasto: Your lips, they are saying no, but your heaving bosom, is saying yes!
Superbeasto begins to move into the corner as the lights go out.
