'Batman' plays, and Spandex Monkey Man hits the ring. The crowd pops wildly, and SPAMM leaps onto the turnbuckle to pose. Leapign down from the ropes he grabs a mic
SPAMM: SPANDEX MONKEY MAAAAAAAAAAAAN! OOK OOK ACK EEK!
the crowd pops once again, and falls silent
SPAMM: Now that Snarf's stopped talking, it's time for the Monkey Man to say a few words! And these are this: Summerscam is going to be a big event for the RDCW, for two very good reasons: Firstly, Penwing and Joe Mama will finally get into a ring and express their undying love for one another. Face it guys, all that sexual tension's just not healthy!
the crowd laughs
SPAMM: The second reason is this: At Summerscam, I'm issuing an open invitiation! If anyone wants to step in that ring with me, and have a match, they're welcome to try! But I would just like to point out one thing: I've been beaten up by some of the best in the business, so don't expect an easy match!
Marcum: What on earth? That doesn't make any sense!
SPAMM: Now, I'd also like to say one thing to Johnny Evil! Big Fat Elvis may be a big man, he may be a fat man, but he ain't a MONKEY MAN!
Marcum: Too right! He's got a brain!
SPAMM: Next time I face off against him, it won't be me getting hit in the face with a steel chair! I don't approve of bodyguards, or for that matter personal safety!
Marcum: We'd noticed!
Monroe: Shut up, will you?
SPAMM: To finish, there's only one thing I care about, other than justice, and that's justice! That's right, I care about Justice 100% more than the normal man! 'Cos I'm SPANDEX MONKEY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
'Batman' plays, and SPAMM poses in the ring as Havoc goes to commercial
