'Rock and Roll' Music plays, and the Tuesday Night Rockers hit the ring to major pops from the crowd. James Fantastic makes the intro as the trio make their way to the ring.
James Fantastic: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Put your hands together for the new sensation that is rocking the nation, Coming soon to a Cheese-Dome near you, THE SD ROCKERS!!!
The crowd pops majorly again. Tommy climb the barrier and leaps into the crowd, who hoist him aloft in a bout of crowd surfing whilst James and Two-Ton Tommy enter the ring and pose for the fans. Tommy eventually makes it to the ring and climbs in before being handed a mic
Tommy Savitz: Well, it looks like time for a shameless Summerscam shill!
the audience laughs
Tommy Savitz: Seriously, guys, Summerscam is gonna be the biggest event of the year so far! Just look at that main event: Joe Mama vs. Penwing! Thes guys are, despite what certain members of the locker room may think, probably the two best guys on the roster!
Monroe: It seems that the Tuesday Night Rockers don't bear any grudges against Penwing!
James Fantastic takes the mic
James Fantastic: Penwing, I know we've got our problems, but I respect your in-ring abilities and I appreciate your goals. I just don't share your methods, and I don't see why that's gotta mean we hate each other. Last week, you beat me fair and square, and I can dig that. Kick that bastard's ass!
the crowd pops, and Fantastic grins
James Fantastic: At Summerscam, the dear ol' SD Rockers have got a title shot against Howlerama and The Allied Powers. Now, I'm sure you're wondering exactly what axis will be appearing at the event, and I can announce right here and now that Me and Triple T are featuring in the tag match. As for Tommy, well, I'll let him tell you...
Tommy Savitz takes the mic back
Tommy Savitz: Earlier tonight, my old tag partner Spandex Monkey Man issued an open challenge, and I'm taking him up on it! SPAMM, together we can rip the roof off the Cheese-Dome and go for a match of the year, so let's do this thing!
the crowd pops Tommy, and he hands the mic to Two-Ton Tommy
Two-Ton Tommy: I don't speak much, but I can say this: at Summerscam, no matter what the result, I can promise that the Tuseday Night Rockers will give you a show like you ain't never seen! Boys, get ready to rock this join to the tune of Tuesday Night Rockers!
the crowd pops massively, and Tommy Savitz takes the mic back
Tommy Savitz: SPAMM, I know you ain't scared of anything, even your own death, but you gotta know this: you ain't never gonna beat me, cos brother the crowd joins in I'm that DAMN good!