Backstage, King Snarf Rules is interviewing Joe Mama...

KSR: Joe Mama, King Snarf has said some...

JM: Heh.

KSR: What?

JM: Heh heh...

KSR: What's so funny?

JM: Kinda funny that you're the one interviewing me. Kinda like waving fresh meat at a starving wolf.

KSR: Um...uh...you're not gonna do what the Family did to The Crotch, are you?

JM (grins...a horrible, horrible grin): Dunno yet. Ask your questions.

KSR: Ummmmmmm...what is your reaction to King Snarf's comments earlier?

JM: My reaction? None.

KSR: Nothing?

JM: No.

KSR: But he said...

JM: He can say whatever he wants. He can make all the accusations he likes. Whether he's right or wrong, telling the truth or lying, it's his right. It doesn't change the fact that, later on tonight, he has to get in the ring with me. Doesn't change the fact that I'm going to beat him. That's all that matters. Everything else is just distraction and window-dressing. Are we done?

KSR: Um...

JM (locks eyes on KSR): ARE. WE. DONE?

KSR: Yes, sir. Back to you, guys...

We see King Snarf Rules run off as thhe camera cuts to Monroe and Marcum.

Monroe: That interview had a Bendis feel to it. Is King Snarf Rules secretly Brian Bendis?

Madman: They look alike, that's for sure...

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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