Inter-gender Tag Match: Penwing and Meeko vs. Tommy and Terri Savitz
"Lyla" by Oasis starts playing as the Savitz make there way to the ring to cheers from the crowd.
Monroe: The crowd really loves the Savitzes! Just listen to them cheer!
Marcum: Too bad it's only going to get louder!
"Gonna Fly Now" starts playing, and the fans do cheer louder as PenWing and Meeko walk to the ring.
Monroe: Too bad? The fans love this! This is what it's all about!
Meeko whispers something to PenWing, and he smiles and steps out of the ring to stand in the SDC corner. Meeko motions to Terri to start the match against her, and she complies. The bell rings, and immediately the two women lock up. Meeko's technical skills reign supreme, and she quickly begins to wear the flyer out with a series of roll-ups and holds. Terri keeps fighting, and Meeko never gets more than a two count. Terri finally gets the upper hand when Meeko goes for a belly-to-belly Meekoplex. Terri reverses the move, sending Meeko into a suplex of her own. Terri keeps her hold on Meeko as she delivers two more suplexes. She goes for the cover, but this time it's Meeko who kicks out at two. Frustrated, Terri helps Meeko up and kicks her into the SDC corner. PenWing makes the blind tag, and the ref acknowledges it.
Marcum: That ain't right! PenWing has no business tagging himself in blindly! He's stealing Meeko's spotlight!
Monroe: He's giving her a break! Those suplexes took their toll on Meeko! It was a veteran decision!
Tommy Savitz tags in to face PenWing. They circle the ring before locking up. Tommy tosses PenWing to the mat. They lock up again. This time, PenWing tosses Tommy to the mat. The two continue to try and gain the upper hand, trading off various holds and roll-ups for nothing more than two counts.
Monroe: This is looking fairly even right now! PenWing keeps showing improvement in his technical mat skills every time he wrestles!
Tommy finally gets the upperhand, executing a Scalpleplex. He tries to lock PenWing up for another suplex, but PenWing reverses it into a German Meekoplex. The crowd goes wild as the two wrestlers begin to wear each other out by trading suplexes.
Monroe: This is just incredible! The endurance both of these wrestlers are showing is superhuman!
PenWing hits a vertical Meekoplex, and tries to lock in the Sharpshooter. Tommy manages to kick PenWing into the ropes, and as PenWing bounces back, Tommy tries to lift him into Malpractice. As he swings him up, PenWing takes control of the momentum and brings Tommy down with a neck breaker. Both wrestlers lay on the mat for a few seconds. PenWing gets to his feat first, and when Tommy stands up, PenWing kicks him with a Spin-o-Rama. This sends Tommy back to the mat, but within reach of Terri, who tags herself in.
Marcum: A brilliant tag by the lovely Terri Savitz! She really looks out for her husband!
Monroe: When PenWing tagged himself in to save Meeko, you said he was stealing her spotlight!
Marcum: Don't know anything about women? The spotlight always belongs on them!
PenWing tags Meeko back in, but as soon as she enters the ring, Terri hits her with a missile dropkick. Taking advantage, Terri puts Meeko into a series of suplexes. Meeko fights back with some elbows to break Terri's hold. Meeko then grabs Terri for a quick belly-to-belly Meekoplex, and puts her in the Meekolock. Terri manages to pull herself to the ropes, and Meeko breaks the hold. As they get to their feet, Terri super kicks Meeko, but the Meekolock did it's job, and the pain of executing the kick sends Terri to the mat as well. It takes Terri precious seconds to cover Meeko, who kicks out after two. Terri helps Meeko back up, and she tries to execute another suplex, but Meeko falls backwards and rolls Terri into a package. She can't get a count, as Terri keeps them rolling. Terri gets her feet out, and puts Meeko in the package. The ref starts to count. PenWing enters the ring to try and break the tag, but Tommy Savitz, in a rare aerial display, launches himself from his corner with a missile dropkick. PenWing is sent rolling out of the ring. The ref finishes the count and awards Terri the win the as the bell rings.
Monroe: What the? Is that an orange and yellow rope hanging from the rafters?
Marcum: Is it possible to be two colors? That's crazy!
Monroe: Buhgawb, it's the Monkeyrope! Spandex Monkey Man is sliding down from the rafters, right behind Tommy Savitz!
SPAMM lands behind Tommy, who turns around, right into the Spandex Superkick. SPAMM goes into a monkey tirade of "OOK OOK EEK ACK ACK" and runs off into the crowd. Meeko slips out of the ring as Terri checks on her husband. The Tuesday Night Rockers race down the ramp and zero in on PenWing, who is just getting back to his feet.
Monroe: What's going on here? Why are James Fantastic and Two-Ton Tommy attacking PenWing? The match is over!
Marcum: I guess they didn't take too kindly to his lack of respect!
PenWing tries to fight back but the match has taken it's toll on him, and he's sent shoulder first into the ring steps. The TN Rockers pick PenWing up and toss him into the ring. Two-Ton Tommy follows him in, and lifts him onto his shoulders while James climbs the corner ropes.
Monroe: They're going to send PenWing to the Rock n' Roll Endzone! If the SDC wouldn't have a member on the disabled list, this would never happen!
Just as Monroe finishes that sentence, the crowd roars as Captain Sammitch races down the ramp.
Monroe: Buhgawb! It's Captain Sammitch! He's back!
Fantastic turns around to find Sammitch climbing the ropes behind him. Sammitch hits James in the stomach, and sets him up for the Sammitch Slam. PenWing starts to punch Two-Ton Tommy in the head, cause Tommy to lose his grip on PenWing's legs. PenWing swings himself around and pulls Two-Ton down into Sudden Death. By this time, Terri has pulled her husband out of the ring. Together, PenWing and Sammitch send both James and Two-Ton over the ropes. Meeko reenters the ring and hands Sammitch a mic.
Sammitch: So now you're the Tuesday Night Rockers? Why not change the name all the way to the Tuesday Night Rats? Cause that's what you are, that's what you did when you turned your back on the Sudden Death Connection, you ratted us out! But you didn't just rat us out, you ratted out the entire RDCW!
Funny, isn't it, Jimmy-boy? If you were in Penwing's position, you would've just written me off and secured the title. You'd rather look out for yourself, even if it means someone else's career. I bet you're really wishing Joe woulda finished the job, aren't ya?
The fact is, there's too damn many like you in this promotion. You're all so concerned with looking out for Number One that you never bother to think of anyone else. You can win all the titles you want, but if you're only out for yourself, they don't mean a damn thing. That's why you weren't in Penwing's position that night, and that's why I don't see you getting there any time soon.
But like I said, there's plenty of others like you out there. And as long as people like you are in business, there'll be people like the Sudden Death Connection to straighten you out. Penwing, Meeko, and myself - we're here for things that are worth more than titles. So have fun at SummerScam. Because after the party's over, I - we - owe it to this sport, and to all these fans, to teach you and anyone else out there who needs it a lesson.
And James, for you, class starts right after SummerScam!
"Let's Get It Started" blasts over the speakers as the crowd welcomes Captain Sammitch back with cheers.
