A batman toy with cock-grip action.

A boy pre-owned by Michael Jackson.

A ten-man lap dance.

A pearl necklace
hand-made by Llance.

PJP tossed his salad.
As a treat
gave him all the Bush
a man could eat
from the president's private stash

The birthday cards
contained no cash
the crab ointment
brought out a rash


“Oh fuck Giuliani He's such a fucking jerk Shut down all the stripbars Workfare does not work.”