Isnt Ultimate Jarvis a snide bastard who constantly hints that Black Widdow is a hussy?
Iron Man really hasnt come under any scrutiny, has he? Im actually switiching my vote to IM. He's already voiced his views on TV in Ultimates2, he's a hardcore pacifist, and something looming on the horizon, like global concern over the power the Ultimates possess, might turn him to betray the team for a sense of 'whats right' for the world
"Now TV's all about format these days isn't it, and I've got a new type for you right here.
Its me and Paris Hilton driving around in a car.... Now I know what you're thinking, but she's in the boot!"
"So you see, 'Ring around the Rosey' refers to the horrible symptoms of a terrifying disease, a disease which.....a disease which....ZIM! Theres a Pigeon on you're head. You have 'Head Pigeons'. get to the Nurse before they spread to the other children."
"Get off my lawn Cookie Beast!"
--Invader Zim