***Camera fades to another part of the locker room area,where Joey Biles is standing by with the Killer,who's wearing a blood red mask along with what looks like a butcher's uniform.***
JOEY:I know this will sound like a dumb question,but--
***Killer yanks the mic out of his hand.***
KILLER(talking in his usual electronically distorted voice):Then shut up,pussy boy.(Glares at the camera)Oakley,tonight I destroy your career the way you destroyed mine!After I've left you beaten,broken,and bloody,I'll take off my mask so you can look into the face of the man who drove you out of RDCW!And everybody else in this federation better watch their back,'cause I'm coming for all your asses one by one!Joe Mama,PenWing,Tommy Savitz,URG,Mister JLA,Nowhereman,Meeko,Spandex Monkey Man,Captain Sammitch,Wednesday,Captain Howdy,Johnny Evil,backwards7,Howlerama...you're all gonna be crippled for life when I'm done with you!!The Killer will rule RDCW!!!
***Laughs maniacally as he shoves the mic back in Joey's hands and disappears back into his dressing room.***
JOEY:Harsh words from Chris Oakley's opponent in tonight's grudge match.In just a moment,we'll hear from Chris himself,but first breaking news regarding the Los Monstros Azules tag team--just moments ago,I was informed by a confidential source close to the Bond Brigade that Senor Perdicion,the senior member of the team,will be out of action for at least six weeks due to an arm injury sustained in a gym workout early last night...We'll bring you more on this story as it unfolds,but right now let's go back to Madman Marcum and Mike "The Mouth" Monroe at ringside.
***Camera cuts back to Marcum and Monroe.***
MARCUM:Holy crap!When it rains,it pours,huh Monroe?
MONROE:Sad but true.This latest news,coming on top of Ian Bond's hospitalization two weeks ago,puts the Bond Brigade in a tight spot as its three remaining active members struggle to maintain their status as bona fide RDCW competitors.
MARCUM:Easier said than done....
MONROE:Right now,speaking of the Brigade,let's head over to their dressing room,where the Crotch is standing by with Chris Oakley.
