Camera fades to the Bond Brigade dressing room,where the Crotch is sitting next to Chris Oakley as Chris puts on what look like SWAT team fatigues and combat boots.
CROTCH:Before we talk about your match tonight against the Killer,what are your thoughts about the situation with your fellow Bond Brigade member Senor Perdicion?
CHRIS:Well,obviously I'm concerned about Perdicion,but I think he's going to surprise a lot of people...back in Mexico,he used to have far worse injuries in the ring and he'd be back in action two days later.He's tougher than the entrance exam at Yale Law.
CROTCH:OK,now on to the business at hand:tonight you'll be putting your career,possibly even your life,on the line against the masked psychopath known as the Killer.You've gone toe-to-toe with the Captain of Outer Space at Robblemania 20,you've fought in elimination chamber bouts,you've faced Joe Mama in a Fenway Park street fight,and you even have the distinction of being the only competitor in RDCW history to have taken on the entire RDCW roster in a single match...how does tonight's bout rate on the list of important matches in your career?
CHRIS:At the very least,I'd have to put it in the top ten;in fact,it might just be the most crucial bout I've ever wrestled.This could literally make or break me in RDCW....but more to the point,it'll mark the climax to a struggle I've been waging for six long years against a jealous bottom-feeder who's trying to make me the scapegoat for his own bad decisions and career missteps.
CROTCH:You seem surprisingly calm,given everything that's riding on this matchup.
CHRIS(with a conspiratorial grin at the camera):Let's just say that I have a little ace up my sleeve.
CROTCH:That'll do it from the Bond Brigage locker room--now back to ringside!
Camera cuts back to Madman Marcum and Mike "The Mouth" Monroe.
