Harlem Nocturne blasts out
Monroe:"Holy cow,we havent heard this in years. Is it really him?"
Arnold Judas Rimmer walks down to the ring.
He is wearing his trademark sequined suit!
AJR:"Good evening ladies & gentlemen,its so nice to be back here in an RDCW ring!"
Crowd cheers!
AJR:"Its been far too long since I stood here before you fine fans!"
More cheers
AJR:"You are too kind! Anyway,as you all know,over the years I have successfully steered many of the past & present main eventers on the road to glory.
Now during my time away the from the business other lesser lights have tried to steal my place in the spotlight.
People like Sweet Willie Williams & Loser Bastardo think they have what it takes to lead a faction,yet all we have seen is breakdown upon breakdown upon breakdown in their ranks!
I'm here now to once again throw my hat into the ring as I am once again recruiting superstars who want to make it big in this business!
So guys,its time for you to step up........my office door is always open!"
Harlem Nocturne hits & Arnold leaves the ring!
If you're in trouble, he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may
Without him, the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him, life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer
He will never need a Zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden Strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner.
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
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