Lipstick Lesbian Tag Titles
Anibabes vs. PrincessElisa and Batwoman
The match was looking good for the Anibabes, as they took it to their opponents early on. With Batwoman trapped in their corner, they did everything they could to wear her down, but a botched Tiger Bomb allowed PrincessElisa to tag in, and it wasn't long before Bianca was forced to submit to ABSOLUTION.
Former Partners Collide!
Spandex Monkey Man vs. Tommy "The Surgeon" Savitz
Two old tag partners in tonight's bout, as Spandex Monkey Man faced off against The Croatian Sensation Tommy Savitz.
The match began with Tommy in charge, as he grounded SPAMM with a Scalpelplex before trying to locking in The Cardiac Arrest. However SPAMM grabbed the ropes to break the hold before hitting a springboard arm lariat to take Tommy to the mat before hitting a standing moonsault. He went for a pin, but Tommy kicked out on 1.
Monroe: It's gonna take more than that to beat The Doctor!
Marcum: Puh-lease! If The Bastardo's were in this match it'd already be over!
Tommy then went to hit SPAMM with a headscissor takedown, but SPAMM dropped him across the top rope. Tommy fell to the outside, and The RDCW's resident superhero followed up his advantage with an incredible slingshot 450 splash.
Monroe: BUHGAWB! Did you see that?
The move took a lot out of SPAMM, however, and he had to use the ring apron to get back to his feet. He then rolled Tommy back into the ring and went for a Spandex Supersault, but Tommy moved at the last moment.
Tommy then took control of the match, dominating with a series of punishing suplexes, including multiple Operating Tables. He attempted to bridge the last of these into a pin, but SPAMM kicked out on two. However, Tommy came right back by locking in The X- Ray. SPAMM looked as if he was about to tap out, but once again managed to get his hand on the ropes to break the hold.
Monroe: Tommy's holds just aren't working!
As SPAMM got to his feet Tommy kicked him the stomach, and hoisted him up for an uncharacteristic Running Powerbomb. However SPAMM reversed this into a Hurracanrana at the last minute. Tommy landed on his back, and rolled through so his body was draped across the middle rope.
Monroe: Something tells me we're gonna see the latest incarnation of Spandex Monkey Man's finisher, folks!
Marcum: You're kidding me! He changes the damn thing as often as I change my shirts!
Sure enough, SPAMM let forth an almighty cry of 'SPANDEX MONKEY MAAAAAN! before hitting a lightning quick Tiger Feint Kick. As Tommy crashed to the mat SPAMM leapt onto the top rope and hit an incredible springboard Frog Splash, going for a pin and securing a pin 1-2-3!
