With James Fantastic and Two Ton Tommy already in the ring, "I Want It All" By Queen plays through the Cheesedome, and Howlerama makes their way to the ring! As this happens, the camera cuts to Madman Marcum who is waiting outside the Allied Powers locker room.
Marcum: Here they come! JLA, Howdy, any last comments?
JLA: Yeah, this is bullshit! We have to defend against two teams at once? AND Howdy and I don’t even have to get pinned to lose the belts? This is another ploy by theproctor to take away our gold. PLUS I have to defend my IC Belt against…(JLA turns to Howdy) what’s his angle today?
Howdy: A Rock rip-off!
JLA: Yeah, NowhereRock, or whatever his name is this week. But as we can all see, I have his old ally Captain Howdy in my corner to lend me advice! Nobody knows Nowhereman better than Captain Howdy, and that knowledge of my opponent will guide me to another IC victory!
Marcum: Howdy, you’re taking sides with JLA?
Howdy: Uh…piss off! We got a tag match to get to!
As Rob’s Killer Instinct Theme Music plays, MisterJLA and Captain Howdy, the defending RDCW World Tag Team Champions, walk through the curtain. To their surprise, they see that Howlerama and The Tuesday Night Rockers are already brawling in the ring! Referee Lothar is running back and forth in the ring, trying to establish some order in vain. He calls for the bell, and the match is underway?
World Tag Titles Triple Threat: (Champs) Allied Powers (MisterJLA/Captain Howdy) vs. Howlerama (Howler/ The Highwayman) vs. Tuesday Night Rockers(James Fantastic/Two Ton Tommy)
Monroe: I have to say, this is a very unusual move for Lothar to start the match, but I suppose he’s given up hope on getting order in the ring!
As Howlerama and The Rockers trade kicks and punches, The Allied Powers stand in the middle of the ring aisle. They point and laugh at the carnage, until The Highwayman places James Fantastic in the “Stand and Deliver”, his version of the Walls of Jericho.
Howdy: FUCK! We better get in there and break the hold! If Fantastic taps, we lose the belts!
JLA and Howdy storm the ring, and target The Highwayman. They work him over until Fantastic gets to his feet, and throws JLA over the top rope, and follows after him. Moments later, Two Ton Tommy and Howler are finally forced out by Lothar, leaving Captain Howdy and The Highwayman as the legal wrestlers.
Monroe: We have two legal participants in the ring! And right on cue, here’s Marcum back from the locker room!
Marcum: What did I miss?
Monroe: Plenty!
Howdy and The Highwayman appear to be evenly matched, as they exchange chops, punches, and kicks. Just when it seems that one has the advantage, the other mounts an impressive offense.
Howdy finally gains an edge, and throws The Highwayman into the ropes, and greets him on the rebound with a vicious running clothesline. He follows up with a knee drop, then drags his opponent to the Allied corner, and tags in JLA.
The Powers waste no time in going for a Double Howdy Slam!
Marcum: A double chokesla…I mean a Double Howdy Slam! Impressive!
As JLA goes for the cover, James Fantastic scrambles into the ring and breaks the count at two.
Monroe: Even though that’s not his partner, it was a smart move to break the pin! If he hadn’t saved his enemy, the match would be over!
A pissed-off JLA tries to capitalize on the weakened condition of Highwayman, by attempting a series of slams and suplexes. His completes them with minimal success.
Monroe: That’s tough to watch! He’s botching all of his moves! How does someone botch a bodyslam?
Marcum: Shut it! He’s still learning how to wrestle! It wasn’t too long ago that he only knew how to use one move: his kick to the balls finisher, known as “The Final Justice!”
Next, JLA tries a sleeper hold, but The Highwayman grabs JLA by the arms, and flips him over his shoulders onto the canvas. He then makes the tag to his partner, Howler.
Howler presses the attack, and lands a few suplexes of his own.
Monroe: Now THAT’s how a suplex is supposed to be done!
Sensing weakness, Howler measures JLA for “The Full Moon”, his Clothesline from Hell!
Still wanting to unleash more of his arsenal, Howler then connects with the “Wolfman Slam”, an Irish whip and Powerslam combo! He holds on after the powerslam, hoping for the pinfall, but again James Fantastic breaks another pin at two.
He’s the fastest one in the match, so he’s getting in there first to break the pins!
JLA gets to his feet before Howler, and clubs him the head with a running elbow. JLA then tags in…Two Ton Tommy?
Marcum: A bit of strategy there! He just tagged in one of his opponents hoping that Tommy and Howler beat the piss out of each other!
Tommy wastes no time in showing of his strength, by landing a powerbomb, gorilla press, and other impressive power moves. He looks winded after the display, and tags in his cruiserweight partner, James Fantastic.
Fantastic dazzles the crowd with an array of high-flying moves. With Howler stunned on the mat, Fantastic applies “The Class Act”, his Mexican Surfboard!
Before Howler can think of tapping out, JLA dives through the ropes and breaks the hold. Two Ton Tommy responds by slowly lumbering into the ring, picking up JLA, and throwing him into Captain Howdy who ran into the ring in his attempt to stop Tommy! The force of the throw causes JLA and Howdy to roll out of the ring, and Lothar tries his best to persuade Tommy to go back onto the apron.
With Lothar distracted, The Highwayman sneaks into the ring and begins to pummel an unsuspecting James Fantastic.
The Powers regroup, and each member reaches under the bottom rope, and grabs one of Two Ton Tommy’s legs. They pull with all their might, and send Tommy to the mat face first. The Powers then drag him out the ring, and begin to stomp away and drop punches on him.
Monroe: Look at this! The Powers are beating up on Two Ton Tommy outside of the ring, while Howlerama are double-teaming Fantastic inside of the ring!
Wait a minute…NURIKO’S BACK! NURIKO’S BACK! NURIKO’S BACK!
Marcum: Yes, she did have a nice “back”.
Monroe: No you idiot, look: she’s running down to the ring!
Nuriko runs to the Allied corner, and attacks JLA and Howdy, as Lothar removes The Highwayman from the ring. Nuriko focuses her attention on Howdy, and JLA crawls onto the ring apron.
Monroe: Look at her take Howdy to school! She’s fighting for her partners, the Tuesday Night Rockers!
Marcum: Ah, she sucker punched him! And she’s still sucker punching him…
Inside the ring, Fantastic catches The Highwayman with a dropkick, just as he takes the ring apron. The Highwayman hits the floor hard.
Fantastic then focuses on the legal man, Howler, and Irish whips him to the ropes. As Holwer rebounds off the ropes, JLA slaps his back. Lothar makes the signal for “tag”, but Fantastic did not see this.
Fantastic catches Howler with a dropkick, that sends him through the ropes. Fantastic stops to catch his breath, and he doesn’t notice MisterJLA who slides into the ring.
Monroe: Oh no! He didn’t see the “blind tag”! He thinks he has time to rest, and doesn’t’ realize that JLA is the legal man!
JLA rushes toward JF, grabs him by the throat, and slams him to the mat.
Monroe: HOWDYSLAM! HOWDYSLAM! HOWDYSLAM!
With Howdy being pummeled by Nuriko, Two Ton Tommy knocked out on the floor thanks to the Powers’ double team assault, and both members of Howlerama knocked to the floor due to JF dropkicks, JLA and JF are alone in the ring.
Monroe: I guess that’s it. Nobody can break the pin now!
Marcum: Why isn’t Lothar calling for the bell? Howdy’s getting killed out there! Isn’t that a DQ?
Monroe: I guess Lothar hasn’t seen it yet!
Instead of going for the pin, JLA grabs JF’s foot, and spins him over.
Monroe: What’s he doing? It’s…an…
ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK!
Marcum: Ha! That’s the “Justice Lock of America!” JLA’s signature submission hold! He told me about that hold before the match when the camera went off!
JF screams out in pain. After a few moments, JF has no choice but to tap out.
James White: The Winners, and still World Tag Team Champions: IC Champion MisterJLA, and Captain Howdy: The Allied Powers!
